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Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Massage to Ecstasy Ch. 01

by cb311 on Jan 14, 2018
Romance

Ecstasy (emotion), a trance or trance-like state in which a person transcends normal consciousness. ***** It has been two weeks since we last saw each other. The longest we have been apart since we first met just over two years ago. Today has been growing in anticipation since we both woke up. In less than a minute, we will be reunited. The door clicks as...

Fifties Housewife

by roughandsweet on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

AUTHOR NOTE: I think every female submissive has had the delicious thought (especially since Mad Men came out) of that perfect housewife image-selfless, caring, perfectly coiffed, with the perfect dinner, and completely powerless against her dominant husband...and what he might do to her because he can...Enjoy! ***** "Honey? I'm home..." He unlocked the...

Twice-Told Tales

by CeliaisAliena on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I'm fascinated by the fact of creative repetition; in fact, I envy it and aspire to it. It's a curious thing about art and stories that appeals to me, so I will try to explain. When I was a kid, I got my first viewings of the James Bond movies "The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker" one weekend, back-to-back. There was a big snow out, I think either school w...

Appetite

by EHMiller on Apr 11, 2018
Erotic Couplings

After turning on the oven and setting it to 320 degrees Farenheit, she took the thawed chuck roast from the refrigerator and set it down onto the counter. I'll have to slow cook it, she thought, and let it get all juicy and fall-apart tender. Maybe with a few carrots, some onions, and a few stalks of celery. Why is it called a "stalk" of celery? I guess w...

Courtesan Ch. 13

by Goodhusband on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

This is the thirteenth episode in a series entitled "Courtesan". If you have not read the previous twelve episodes of this series, I encourage you do so before beginning this chapter. "Courtesan" is romantic story about a dominant hot wife and her submissive cuckold husband. While they have a deep and abiding love for each other they do lead an alternative...

Valentine's Day in the Playhouse

by JulianDelacourt on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Candles? Check. Butter, milk and pearl onions for tomorrow's dinner? Check. Lube and condoms? Check. Everything is set for Valentine's Day with my husband. The only thing left is to meet Giselle. With grocery bags in hand, I picked up my pace to the coffee shop. Giselle is a girl I found on the internet. In her early twenties, her bikini body pictures were...

Grandma's Big Oven and Me

by elleann on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

(Author's note: this story is partly about the "girl cooking" fetish which to me is both hilarious and sexy but if it turns you off, this is your warning to stop here. Otherwise, I hope you like it.) Two weeks after my 18th birthday Daddy ran off with his secretary and I moved in with his parents, my Grandpa Abner and Grandma Lucy. Mom came right after...

The Ice Storm

by JaneSaysIt on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The wind was howling and the heavy drops of rain fell steadily. Although it was only ten am, the weather made it look more like dusk, ominous grey clouds blocking out the morning light. I looked out at my yard and wondered if everything would hold up—two of my maples and one of my elms were swaying fairly heavily. As pretty as large trees are, they can be he...