I was in Niagara Falls on a holiday. Good town for a good time. You can see historical sites, live theater, visit wine vineyards and stay in some nice hotels. You can also party at some real raunchy strip joints and flop in a seedy motel. Good place to find young American chicks too. Got up early that morning had breakfast overlooking the falls. Grabbed a T...
Dionne MacPherson had always been known in her family as "the little princess". Being the youngest of three girls was the initial reason but the name really stuck as she became more of a prima donna, not being able to handle to the more demanding chores on the family farm. Being the only blonde child didn't help either. Both of Dionne's sisters were jealous...
They got down, Missy and Ville were on the couch watching some TV. Silke sat down on Ville's lap and wrapped herself around him. "I hope the lovebirds like pizza, we got a large veggie and a large Hawaii." Silke looked at Ville, he didn't seem to be bothered. Was Bam right? Didn't Ville mind? What was she thinking, she just got together with Ville and alre...
Captain Wyndham soon had the engines fired up and the airship on its way. The enforced early departure from Vienna meant a leisurely stroll up through eastern Europe to their next destination, Potsdam. The captain had reservations about returning to the Prussian Empire so soon in case word of Lady Sally's treatment of the representative from the Ministry of...
I started noticing things around me a few months ago. Noises, motion, all sorts of things going on. If I stay real quiet and listen, I can figure most of it out. I am running out of room. I try to push and make more room, but it just pushes back as soon as I stop. Somebody didn't completely think this process out, I guess. That is bad enough, but then the...
June in southern Missouri was hotter than usual: every day a sweaty sauna. The whine of traffic on Interstate 55 was a steady buzz in the background of the truck stop, and in spite of the air-conditioning, the waitress' t-shirt bore two large sweat rings as she moved between the table. Lucy Lewis and Henrietta DeLaponte were sipping huge glasses of iced tea,...
On the morning of February, the 1st, Mrs. Canalis announced that she had planned an amazing day for me. She refused to share any of the details for my "amazing day' with me and instead handed me over to one of the maids so that I could be properly prepared. I soon discovered that preparing me meant the maid brushing my teeth, giving me an enema, washing me...
The phone rang. It was Margaret. "Hi!" I think I'd forgotten I had a best friend. I think she'd been out of town or something. God, the last time I'd seen her had been on another planet! "Hi! "Yeah, I'm fine - good. I'm good. "...not much. Not much. How about you? "Un-hunh. Uh-hunh. Uh-hunh. Yeah, we should definitely do that. Definitely. Okay. Okay. '...
The bride and groom sat down after their dance, lovingly holding each other's hands. I knew what happened next. I sat as prettily as I could, my feet together at one side, my hands together to the left of my lap. I felt a light dab on my shoulder as a soft voice said, "Jane". I looked up. "Hello Jack" I said shyly - and managed a smile. He stretched out...
"No you won't! You've touched it way too much already! There is no way in hell you'll stick that thing in my butt! Forget it, the deal is off! You couldn't pay me enough money to let you do that to me! Get the hell out of my house!" she screamed furiously at him. "Oh really? Wow, you sure are phobic about your ass. So this is the end of the contract? No mor...