Well folks, we are getting near the end of this saga. On the one hand, a lot of weird stuff has been happening to me, Ozzie Hanswatter. On the other hand, some really good stuff has been happening to me as well; namely Leticia "Tish" Darling. I've been so busy meeting with alien recruiting agents and wooing beautiful blondes, you'd wonder how I had the time...
"Hey, so you know Oz called and said he's sending Stan and Dani over with an artifact they recovered after an Aphrodite cult case. He said it's pretty powerful, calling to and disabling virgins at the same time. Oz wants it kept in the vault after we take pictures and catalogue it." Nick came into the kitchen where Vince was busy making himself lunch. "Oka...
The Torino pulled up an hour later with Jeff and Kerry inside frantically trying to get to Lizzie. They had been nearly two hours away when she called, but her words and her voice were enough for them to come screaming down the highways to save her. The door was open as the men approached her cabin, and both knew it wasn't good. They quickly ran through the...
Willow's Way Summary: Willow has had enough of Faith's bitchy attitude, and... Note 1: This is dedicated to MTL17 who requested the fantasy. Note 2: This is a sexual parody of Buffy the Vampire slayer, and it all occurs after Kendra's death and Faith's subsequent arrival, when all the characters are at least eighteen. Note 3: Thanks to Tex Beethoven f...
"Look, we don't do that. We're in charge of the bunker now, so we do research and house people and things. That's what we signed up for. So, maybe send someone else on this one." Vince was pissed. His partner Nick and he were on a rest mission for at least the next two years and they had earned it. They were embedded in New Orleans for two years before they...
Willow's Way Summary: Willow has had enough of Faith's bitchy attitude, and... Note 1: This is dedicated to MTL17 who requested the fantasy. Note 2: This is a sexual parody of Buffy the Vampire slayer, and it all occurs after Kendra's death and Faith's subsequent arrival, when all the characters are at least eighteen. Note 3: Thanks to Tex Beethoven f...
Disclaimer: Again. Not mine. Rating: A forget it. Buffy and Angelus. What do you think the Rating is. By now, I’d say I’m being a tad redundant. Feedback: Pretty please. The more feedback I get, the faster I right. Like sex: the more attention I get from you, the more attention I’ll give to your needs J Email: to the link below. Note: I added a teeny bit of...
Reading from the book, Amy Madison called to The Great Mother, compelling the forces of light to do her bidding. "Valde matris audite meus cries," she intoned. "Repleo meus muliebris substantia per vestri lux lucis quod permissum mihi sentio vestri vox in meus plurimus occultus locus." And, all at once, she could feel it. There was a warmth between her th...
Angel and Buffy avoided each other at all costs. When one would be in the same room, the other either left or moved away so the other wouldn’t be nearby. Either way you put it, these two have always loved one another and it showed through their actions. Buffy was already in Art class just waiting to see if Angel would have come because he skipped the last c...
My name is John and this story is about a special present I had decided to get my wife for her birthday. I am 46 years old and my wife, Laura is going to be 45 in three months. We have been married 20 years. Like I said, I am 46. I am 5'8", 165, brown hair, hazel eyes, average body with a 7" cut cock. Laura is 44, going on 45 and she is 5'7", 125, brown...