If I hear one more person call me Mexican, I swear I'm going to smack the shit out of them. I don't care if get booked in for assault, enough is enough. My name is Mariam Hassan, and I approve this message. Sorry, just always wanted to say that. I hear politicians and businessmen say it so many times on Texan television that it's stuck in my head. What can I...
CHAPTER 1 "Excuse me dear. Haven't I seen you on the telly? Didn't you murder that nice girl off of Eastenders?" "What?" The old lady broke me from my reverie. I had been scowling at my husband, who was openly ogling a leggy white girl. "Yes, I suppose I am. I didn't really kill her, you know." I was tempted to add, "She's not a very nice girl, in real...
Note: In some of the Hebrew words and phrases used below, there is a discrepancy between Hannah's pronunciation and that of the twins, e.g. Shabbat vs. Shabbos (Sabbath). This reflects Ashkenazi (eastern European) vs. Israeli pronunciation. You'll observe that she begins using Israeli pronunciations more as she gets to know the twins better. ***** *Prelude...
Shawn was having the time of his life. Testifying and participating in discussions all day, and out partying all night. With Kia and Shai by his side they kept the taverns open and the impresarios up all night long. The CID, thanks to the beneficence of Warrant Officer Sam Houston, had provided him with a splendid expense account, and Shawn spent his country...
Note: This story veers into BDSM territory. Fun as it might be for some, it's not to everyone's taste. *** Previously... With their marriage on the rocks, Abby and George turn to a most unlikely source for help. Unbeknownst to George, Abby has agreed to let the incubus, Damian, and his mate, Britt, act as marriage counsellors. Their first session has b...
London Heathrow, March 2010: "Passengers on BA flight 237 to Damascus, please make your way to the departure gate A10 for boarding." Suhair took one finial glance at England and headed to the departure gate, unaware of what would greet her when she arrived in Syria. Suhair Abdul-Hamid was 25 years old with long black hair, blue eyes, and fair skin. She was...
8000 words. Tags: baywatch, victoria's secret, Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Gigi Hadid, Sara Sampaio, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, orgy, revenge, cuckolding, cuckqueaning, Adam Levine This chapter has benefited greatly from editing by my "picador", Nick. ******************** This is the eighth in an open ended "cel...
Introducing Nikki Nipples 11/4/08-11/9/08 The woman was hard to miss. The reporter found her to be one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen. He noticed her the second she got out of her car. He was looking at the back of the car when the door opened and a long perfectly fit leg extended from the seat. She was wearing sandals whose straps extended u...
Seventeen When Nat opened the door to his apartment, he immediately smelled a delicious aroma of pot roast or something of the like. It reminded him of his grandmother's house when she would cook brisket for the Jewish holidays. Anika was in the kitchen wearing a short apron that went down only to the middle of her thighs. Underneath, it appeared she had...
This is my entry for the 2020 On the Job contest. Please enjoy. + Jamie Menks trudged through the pouring sleet, the collar of his uniform jacket pulled high up against his ears in a failing attempt to keep warm. Both feet were wet and he had little doubt that he would remain soaked and cold for his entire shift. You picked a really crappy day to walk to...