Update May 2008 All the people that I write about are 18 or over 18. Okay, I'm really sorry for not updating my web site for quite a while now. The only reason that I can offer is that Kelly has been taking up a hell of a lot of my time. I'm sure that I didn't take up as much of my mother's time when I was 15, but there again, my mother never spoilt me....
So in the summers we enjoy going to the occasional pool party at a friends house. The innovative thing is that these are open bar, no kid allowed parties. My wife and I and usually 3 or 4 other couples swim, hit the hot tub and drink beer and margaritas. We have all known each other since college and there is no funny business at these parties. We are all pr...
Lysbon and Lobelia McMurdo are trouble, hell on wheels, but like a bee to honey, I just got um, wrangled. I am standing in the middle of Lysbon's parlor, naked and feeling very foolish. I'm a pudgy man, and some might say homely. I was lucky to marry Lysbon's sister Lobelia, who is quite fetching, if a bit crude. It's a shame she lost interest in me. Lysbo...
If I hadn't been driving 10 miles per hour under the speed limit, I probably would not have stopped. I was trying to conserve gas, I put my last $7.38 in the tank and I was reasonably sure it was going to take twice that to make it home, considering the van I was driving had a 5 cylinder engine. It was supposed to be a V-8 but only 5 of them worked. Even...
1-The Slumber Party My twin sister Emily and I didn't exactly get along. On this particular evening, she had two of her friends spending the night and I had my best friend who lived across the street over as well. My parents had gone to a party and weren't expected home for awhile. My friend Jon and I were admittedly being jerks. In retrospect, I'm sure t...
I just assumed that the details of my doctor's office nightmare would be kept confidential by my Aunt Natalie. I could not have been more wrong. I'm just grateful she gave out the gory details while I was not around. Her daughters, Sarah, Rebecca, and Rachel, had no problem with teasing me about it. A few days later, a Saturday night, Aunt Natalie went out...
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* The continuing tales of Mark, Annabelle, Tanya and Manny, 4 uni mates. It was a warm summer's day when I got back on campus. My summer vacation road trip thru Nevada, Texas, California and New Mexico had pretty much ended in disaster. My mad white skinned mates insisted on driving thru the desert roads with the roof down "to get a good tan". After a few...
In June of this year, a mere two months ago, the United States Congress ruled in favor of a new amendment to the constitution. This amendment made it completely legal in all fifty states for people of all ages to be fully naked in public, anywhere in the country without any legal repercussions. This new right is strongly enforced and upheld, with it being ju...
Mrs. Mayweather, accused of louche behavior and great sin, attended her church inquest dressed as a lady. She did not put up her hair but kept the rest in order. Heels, dark hose, knee-length skirt, blouse, jacket, broach shutting the collar. No skin. The headmaster, the intractable Mother Manuel, sat behind her desk. She folded her hands and put on her de...