In the future, who cares when, a scientist has created an Artifical Intelligence hardware (or is it software at the same time) which can physically embed itself into any article of slime. Whether it was a jelly of some sort or even a toy slime, the scientist could install this AI into a slime by injecting or pouring said chemical onto/into a body of slime. T...
Lysbon and Lobelia McMurdo are trouble, hell on wheels, but like a bee to honey, I just got um, wrangled. I am standing in the middle of Lysbon's parlor, naked and feeling very foolish. I'm a pudgy man, and some might say homely. I was lucky to marry Lysbon's sister Lobelia, who is quite fetching, if a bit crude. It's a shame she lost interest in me. Lysbo...
Tom, Kevin, and John climbed off the plane into the humid heat of the Dominican Republic for their week long all inclusive vacation. The boys had always talked about taking a trip like this, but until now, there was always something that stopped them from going. An hour later the boys made their way from check-in to the suite they'd be calling home. Kevin...
If I hadn't been driving 10 miles per hour under the speed limit, I probably would not have stopped. I was trying to conserve gas, I put my last $7.38 in the tank and I was reasonably sure it was going to take twice that to make it home, considering the van I was driving had a 5 cylinder engine. It was supposed to be a V-8 but only 5 of them worked. Even...
You are a penniless citizen in the kingdom of Gradrod. You are currently living in a large poor house with over twenty other people, taking odd jobs from the farms and plantations outside the kingdom's walls and barely making any money. You have always wanted to be an adventurer, but never knew where to look for treasure and even if you found a spot, it's us...
(Suzi continues her education. The doorman is a little harder than Dexter. (And more difficult to get past, too.) ================================== "Okay, here's the deal," Frank said, as I walked toward the backstage entrance of the OmniTheatre. "You have to get past the doorman and probably at least one roadie before you get a shot at the band." "Do...
Update May 2008 All the people that I write about are 18 or over 18. Okay, I'm really sorry for not updating my web site for quite a while now. The only reason that I can offer is that Kelly has been taking up a hell of a lot of my time. I'm sure that I didn't take up as much of my mother's time when I was 15, but there again, my mother never spoilt me....
I was at the Mall in Torrance, CA looking for a new pair of pants. There was this lovely young woman named Sherry working there, who was very solicitous, helping me find my size and select a pair of pants that weren't too out of style. I hate to shop, you see, so I usually wear a pair of jeans or shorts. These sort of clothes don't require trying on and are...
I just assumed that the details of my doctor's office nightmare would be kept confidential by my Aunt Natalie. I could not have been more wrong. I'm just grateful she gave out the gory details while I was not around. Her daughters, Sarah, Rebecca, and Rachel, had no problem with teasing me about it. A few days later, a Saturday night, Aunt Natalie went out...
1-The Slumber Party My twin sister Emily and I didn't exactly get along. On this particular evening, she had two of her friends spending the night and I had my best friend who lived across the street over as well. My parents had gone to a party and weren't expected home for awhile. My friend Jon and I were admittedly being jerks. In retrospect, I'm sure t...