by
Cordelia Speedicut
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
The Next Generation, with more Fire Breathing, another Blacksmith, the same Erotic Fountain, some Rude Confectioneries, Hot Tail, and yet another Member of Unusual Size.
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I've found out some weird stuff lately, and I've heard that sometimes writing things down, just for yourself, will help you sort it all out. So, here goes. My name is Karen, and I'm a Pr...
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by
AnnaDreamer
on Sep 25, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Alistair woke suddenly, his body and face drenched with beads of cold sweat. If his heart still beat it would no doubt sound like a dozen horses trapping through a cobbled street. Something had dragged him from his death like slumber. He looked around the room in a frantic panic. It was still day, his internal clock alerting him to the sun's height outside t...
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by
Thatawfulwowporno
on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Elunara stepped out past the barrier and looked around. The camp had practically turned into a village.
Charnak met her. "Is it to your liking?"
"Yes. I am pleased."
"May I ask you something?"
She eyed him. "What now?"
"I saw you the other day... with a Draenei female."
"On the hill?"
"Yes. I... didn't want to disturb you, so I left."
"That would...
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Toys & Masturbation
My name is Bill. I live in Bayview. You may have read one or another of the other stories I've written. Or, maybe you haven't. It doesn't much matter. Anyway, I found an old digital photograph buried away on my hard drive the other day. It brought back memories.
It was 1992 - twenty years ago at the time of this writing. Pretty obviously, I was quite a bit...
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by
GratefulFred
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
(C) - GratefulFred
I still remember the day when my papa was giving me a lift to school with my buddy Jimmy.
“Jimmy, did you know that most words in English have a root in Pornish? Give me a word. Any word will do,” said papa who once again embarrassed me as usual.
“How about “Frosty the Snowman” Mr. Cockinpussypuss” Jimmy asked.
“Yes…Frosty is like Frig...
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by
MelissaBaby
on Sep 14, 2020
Romance
Bogart and Bacall
It was still dark in the room when Alvin got out of bed. Looking out the window, he saw a magenta glow on the horizon. He went to the bathroom, then pulled on his robe and made his way slowly down the stairs. One step at a time, he thought, ain't that a pisser?
He started the coffee maker, although he didn't enjoy his morning cup as much...
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Novels and Novellas
"I hate this place."
"I hate that you're such a brat," Danielle said to her little brother.
"Why do we have to go? Ma-mère doesn't even speak English," he whined some more.
"She does, too." She reached over and smacked him just because she could. "You're just too stupid to understand her."
"Dani, don't antagonise your brother," her mom scolded from the f...
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by
lindiana
on Sep 16, 2017
Anal
Aurora stood, bored, on the train station platform in Paris. Mikkos and his brother Stavros Stefanovich were her traveling companions/guards. Although there was no fear of an assassination attempt, kidnapping was always a fear. Her brothers, who both held executive positions within their father's company, never traveled without their assorted minions. Athena...
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by
bbtp41
on Sep 15, 2017
Letters & Transcripts
82 Piedmont Avenue NE
A..., Georgia
November 18, 1862
Mrs. Constance W...
Hazel Park
E..., Virginia
Dear Connie,
What a dither I have been in since returning to A... As you know, mother went right to work on Dr. K... and Papa. The day after our return, Mama began arranging my wedding. When Papa inquired as to what she was doing she informed him that she w...
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by
The Bumfather
on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic
Eiko: Hey dad?
Dad: Yeah?
Eiko: Um how long is this transformation supposed to last?
Dad confused: Uh since this is your first time it’s completely random to tell you the truth.
Eiko: What!?! Why didn’t you tell me?
Dad: The timing was pretty unimportant and we were both in trouble so, at the time the thoughts of using it were pretty null.
Eiko: I have...
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