THE ADVERTISEMENT Marketing is a skill that confounds the mind and attracts from us the deepest of responses frequently without our realising exactly where that response came from. It is also highly psychologically based and is intended to get to the people it is attempting to attract, but few others. Properly drafted an advertisement will never even be lo...
Note: "This writer does not mean to imply that just because you are fat, old, short, and/or ugly that you are not popular, hot, and/or do not have love in your life. Except for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, who are just idiots, we are all uniquely different and special individuals." * There was something in the air that night as Wendy drifted off to slee...
Jennifer Lopez plopped her huge Louis Vuitton tote on the caramel-colored velvet sofa in the penthouse suite of the Hilton hotel in Paris. She turned to her handsome fiancé, Ben Affleck, and smiled. “Finally, a vacation,” she cooed softly. “A chance for some rest.” “Finally, a chance to get you alone,” murmured Ben, looping an arm around the beauty’s curva...
Author's note-Thanks again for your patience! This story references events & people found in chapters 1 and 59. * "Well, this is different" I said as I walked out of Chuck's office with his top assistant, Natalie Hayden and examined the tickets I'd been given. "You're gonna go aren't you?" she asked "Sure, I mean, I'm not gonna turn down free tickets. I...
The week draws to a close with the group travelling home. Selena gets an inspiration and strikes a record deal. Doug, Paris, Chris and Cynthia join the Mile High Club. At Doug's house Miley has another challenge for Paris. ***** SATURDAY True to her word I awoke to find Miley had mounted my morning erection. She leaned forward to rub her breasts on my che...
Despite putting up with my taunting him occasionally about his unusual first name, Rolf has been my best friend since we were young. He's a great guy and I've always admired – almost hero-worshipped him. {Okay, what does it matter that his name sounds like a dog's bark?) He's an accomplished fencer in both epee and foil and usually scores even better at hig...
Miami Beach, need I say more? Just the words alone evoke a million images from a million dreams. And I was about to live one of them. After the gig shooting "Sunshine Dreamer", we quickly landed another one. The Miami Beach Film Festival was going on and our work with Tigress had us on the guest list not only for their performance, but the festival itself....
By now, Chris and I had seen our share of good photo projects (Paris) and bad (Rhianna, although in the end it worked out OK, but better for me) and now we got one that would fall in between the two. Chris got an assignment to do tour photos for an up and coming female duo called Tigress. They seemed to me like a 2 girl version of the Pussycat Dolls. But com...
"Eat me!" Kelly Preston knows what she wants. I don't know, maybe I'm in the minority after all the fanfare over Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan going out clubbing without wearing panties, but I like panties. To me, seeing panties are more erotic than seeing a pussy. I'd rather imagine a woman's pussy than to have the shock value of seeing a...
Colin & I Get Friendly, Sort Of Ch. 01 The usual disclaimer applied to all celebrity fantasies applies here as well. I know nothing of Colin Farrell's sexual orientation, besides he is at the very least a raging heterosexual. I don't mean to imply otherwise, he's just flat out hot to anyone, straight, gay or otherwise. This is fiction, plain and simple. *...