Parlour And Plantin (2008) Stories

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Pole McCoy Fits His Name

by Uncle South Loop on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I were about thirteen when cousin Billy Bob Ray thought up the name 'Pole' for me. All the folks here at Yeller Dog Gap thought it fit me perfect like a plow to a mule. It were true that I were a scrawny, skinny, big-eared young 'un. If'n it weren't for the name, most folks woulda hardly noticed me bein' there. Truth be knowed, the name was not for what most...

How To Choose A Massage Parlour In Jamaica

by Marcus Victory on Sep 1, 2017
How To

How to choose a massage parlour in Jamaica Thought history man has asked the question how can I get sexual satisfaction from a woman without meaningless conversation? The answer to this question in Jamaica is the massage parlour. The 'quality' or good massage parlour is one in which a man can explore his fantasies in a safe, clean environment without meani...

I Won't Forget You, Carmen Orosan

by Cybergod on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

I am a hot guy who met online a hot gal from Romania, she said I was a god for cybersex. She sure is a goddess. I'll never forget you, Carmen Orosan! Carmen Orosan (26/12/2008 21:58:11): I just wanted to tell you that Carmen Orosan (26/12/2008 21:58:22): I was horny as hell all evening Carmen Orosan (26/12/2008 21:58:27): thinking of you Ed (26/12/2008 2...

Piercing for National Nude Day Ch. 05

by Gussie on Sep 19, 2017
Anal

Dear Readers: Please read the other Piercing for National Nude Day stories to understand this tale – Thank you. SATURDAY MORNING Breakfast was stretching into brunch, when Parlour Girl remembered that she was the manageress of an upmarket piercing parlour. She thought for a few seconds, then decided that she should put a notice in the window when they we...

Piercing for National Nude Day Ch. 10

by Gussie on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

Chapter 10: Monday to Wednesday leading to the Gala Opening Dear readers: If you totally confused this story please read the Piercing for NND stories leading to this tale. They might help you follow what is going on. ENJOY! * * * * * THE OFFICE After Miss Frump left nobody said a word. Lawyer was standing open mouthed, and I suspect that I was also loo...

Offlines

by WFEATHER on Sep 14, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

For much of this year, I was trading some rather interesting IMs with a friend halfway around the world. Because of the time difference, we are rarely ever on IM at the same time, so most of our interactions end up being via offline messages (i.e., when I am offline, she sends an IM to me which I then see when I sign on later, and vice versa). These have bec...

Cissy's Pegging Parlour

by Pinkmanties on Mar 18, 2020
Fetish

Fella's are you looking for a little backdoor action? Maybe you want those cheeks to feel the sting of a riding crop, or you want your boipussy filled with a firm supple dildo, or maybe you're just looking for a girl who will put your manclitty in a cage and tell you what a bad boy you've been! Come on down to Cissy's Pegging Parlour where your dreams become...

Curve Balls

by Nephylim on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

JOE'S BLOG: APRIL 24 2008: 23.50 Oh man, being single sucks. It's now been 9 months 12 days and 14 hours since Bobbie moved out and the house still feel so damned empty. Actually, I have been thinking that maybe it's time for a move. I have always felt the house is too big for me. I should have sold it right after Mum and Dad died but I wasn't in a place th...

Piercing for National Nude Day Ch. 07

by Gussie on Sep 19, 2017
Anal

Dear readers: You may be totally confused by this story. If you are please read the sequences leading up to Saturday Evening following Nude Monday. OUR FIRST NUDE BARBEQUE. The idea of barbequing in the nude thrilled, and amused, us all. After discussions in the kitchen it was agreed that Parlour Girl would have her outer nipple bars replaced by two loo...

Miss McMillan's Milkshake Parlour

by JeremyBeach on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Walking past a row of shops one afternoon on his way home from work, Trent noticed a sign above one of them that read "Miss McMillan's Milkshake Parlour". He was not familiar with that particular establishment, but he did love milkshakes, so he decided to go in. The parlour was about ten feet wide. The front wall, including the door, was completely paned wi...