by
EnglishBard
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Long long time ago, as far as I remember
I could get it up 3 times a day…
But now I find I'm getting old, my lower regions gone quite cold;
And I haven't seen a sign of life since May…
In February I saw a shiver, from my once mighty climax giver
But now I beg your pardon…I just can't get a hard-on
I'd pay whatever I could afford to resurrect my hero's sword...
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by
PamperedLinny
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
He sat in the bedroom surfing his favorite porn site. Downloading what seemed interesting, skipping what didn't. Mostly looking for something fun to watch with his wife. Jason knew his wife liked parody porn. You know that ones. This Isn't Gilligan's Island. Three's Company again. Ball in the Family.
She enjoyed the comedic value of bad parodies as well as...
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by
self_parody
on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM
The house was quiet, noises muffled and peaceful in the evening air, and Cass was lying against the arm of the couch, book in hand. It was warm inside, although she could hear the rain pattering softly against the roof. The pillows here smelled like Eliot. No matter how much time she spent in his house, the dominant smell was always his, and as she inhaled d...
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by
MickTBudarrap
on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
A parody by Mick T Budarrap
Disclaimer: Star Trek, its characters, locations and plots are not my creations and are used without permission. No profit has been or will be made by their use in this story.
"Broken Bodice" is not intended for consumption by minors. If you are below the adult age in your country, state or county then read no further and delete...
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Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Note-Parody of an iconic 60's show,
British model Adele Stephens IS Lady Penelope
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Lady Penelope Creighton Ward, the elegant and wealthy blonde socialite, not to mention special agent for International Rescue, was on a rare visit to Tracy Island. The uncharted base for the Thunderbird craft somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. A long time friend of Jeff Tracy...
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by
XenoMorph3000
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Hello everyone! I sincerely do apologize for the long, long wait of the second chapter my version of an Alien vs Predator story. In this chapter, people do die but there won't be too much detail into that. But I really hope that this chapter was worth the wait. I've surely worked hard on it to try and make it longer, if not better, than the first chapter....
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by
XenoMorph3000
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Greetings everyone,
This is my absolute first submission to Literotica, and I hope that you all enjoy it. I have read a lot of stories and listened to a lot of audio stories, one of my most favorite is theravenfox of course, and I've finally decided to try my hand at writing and submitting a story.
A little bit about myself, I never had an account until th...
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by
LukeMason
on Feb 13, 2018
Amateur
Marco could feel something was odd as he got off the bus, though he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
He looked down at his arms while he walked. They were the same shade of brown he remembered, or at least, the parts that weren't covered by the long sleeves of his uniform were.
The same skin color. The same hands at the end, with the same ten fingers. Ev...
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by
TheNextGamer
on Mar 11, 2018
Humor & Satire
01-31-20XX Defendant Lobby No. 3
5:30 PM
"Oh god... Oh god oh god oh god, I can't believe I'm finally doing this."
I'm hyperventilating. I'm actually hyperventi- I never hyperventilate! If the court sees me like this, they'll all know that I'm not ready for this!
Okay... Okay, calm down Eliza. Calm calm calm calm calm- You can do this. It may be yo...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fuck Parody
Warning : Sick... Twisted... Fucked Up... Sleazy... Depraved... AND VERY OFFENSIVE!!
I'm a King. A King Of Gluttony. I was born rich. I was born an alpha male. If I want something...or someone... I have it... or them. I live in my own sex crazed, twisted world of pleasurable self indulgence. I'm the King of it. I rule it with an iron fist... a...
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