Dale and Lance - by Polly+Anna (1085 words) We record 'Fellatio,' movie #4 (1/24/20) Monday - November 16, 1993 Our story arc began 11/12/1993 the day after the youngest of us turned 18. In my highly biased opinion Dale is the funniest guy anywhere. I can't be too very far off-base since Anna and most of our classmates agreed with that assessment. In sch...
Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
On Friday I spent the first part of the morning on the phone to my agent, Diane, on the web ordering materials, researching exhibitions and news – generally admin time for "what next?" By 11 I was done, and was nursing a large mug of coffee as I wandered out into the garden and had a chat with Ken and Steve, the gardeners. Early summer and the garden was lo...
(This is part of the series of "Silverbridge" stories but can be read on its own.) ********************* Copyright Oggbashan 22 June 2002 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to re...
This is a fuck and suck parody. "Hey there everyone. You know what time it is... Its Sex Talk time!!" Hoda screamed out. It was time for she and Kathie Lee's top rated segment, where they talk sex, with a guest. "Yes it is, please welcome our guest today, Andrea Mitchell!!" Kathie Lee said excitedly. Andrea came out dressed in a black turtleneck blouse, bla...
*** The following is a parody, and is not associated in any way with the original television series or its characters. *** Today was a normal day for Bud Bundy. He had snagged his Dad's latest issue of "BIGUNS" and was lying on his bed with the centerfold opened widely. He was stroking his thick cock. He imagined what it would be like to slide his cock betw...
This is a hot and freaky sex parody. I was relaxing with my woman, Sofia Vergara, on our deck. She was looking her usual ultra hot self in a skimpy white thong bikini. We were sipping some margaritas and basking in the Malibu sun. I saw something in the distance that caught my eye. A fucking paparazzi camera. It was being held by another one of my mortal en...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
Nadine’s Mission #1 This is Story One in the Nadine Jansen, Agent 48EE series. I should have Part 2 done by Sunday. This is a celebrity parody, intended to spoof live persons without inferring, intimating, or representing those person(s) views, sexuality, or activities as actual. Nadine walked into her supervising agent's office ready for her first missio...
Roaches are generally scavengers. Homeowners nationwide feel that roaches are a threat to their family's health. Roaches live in a wide range of environments around the world. Pest species of Roaches adapt readily to a variety of environments, but prefer warm conditions such as found within buildings. In popular culture, Roaches are often regarded as vile...