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Deep in the Night Ch. 09

by KimMarie on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

This is one part of a longer crime/romance story that is connected to the other parts. To fully appreciate the story, please start at Part 1 and read through. Thanks Part 9: The Killer Attacks Jordan Raven listened intently to the conversation when she heard Jordan exclaim, "WHAT?" A pause ensued, then, "Well how did you find out?" Jordan was holding he...

Back Door Bus Stop

by slicktwist on Dec 3, 2017
Anal

I am not a nice guy. As long as I remember, I've not been the nicest of all fellows. In fact, calling me polite is often a stretch. It's not like I try to be an ass. It's more like I'll be a wiseass when treated like one, I'll tell people what I want. I'm assertive. Direct. Being this way has taught me several life lessons over the years. One consistent on...

Secret Desires

by bill098765 on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Author's note: I make no claim to being a good writer. I just felt compelled to share this little episode. I tried to keep the story from being too long-winded by editing some of the emotional aspects down while keeping the sexual energy of the experience intact. I hope you enjoy it. ;-) * * * * * Jen's tight little ass was fully on display. My friend Tom...

Left to My Own Devices

by Xeyda on Oct 22, 2019
Toys & Masturbation

"Yeah, Mom, I should be there about...," I glance at the clock on my computer quickly, noting that it is just before eleven a.m. "About one or so, alright? I still need to shower and wake up." Hearing her affirmative reply, I say my goodbyes, hang up the phone and slide out of the oversized t-shirt I slept in, leaving my body nude to the chilled house air....

Massage Techniques

by R69runner on Dec 2, 2019
Loving Wives

Several years ago, I had to have my prostate removed. Up until then, my wife and I had a fantastic sex life. We had several MFM threesomes and even entertained the idea of becoming swingers though she said she was afraid she might lose me to some sexy young thing. My usual retort was, "That's just about as likely as you running off with some hung young buck....

Free Appliance Repairs Ch. 02

by showife on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

A little background: For some reason "senior citizens" seem particularly attracted to my wife "T." This story is a sequel to another adventure where a retired appliance repairman discovers that there's more that one way to pay a bill. Since our successful adventure with trying to get free or reduced prices when we had our clothes dryer fixed. It has continu...

How To Go Green For Earth Day?

by andtheend on Aug 31, 2017
How To

Cheap things that you can do now to save money and save the planet. 1. Install solar panels, a tankless water heater, and buy an alternative energy vehicle. The above items, installing solar panels and a tankless water heater and buying an alternative energy vehicle are certainly not cheap things to do for the sake of saving money, although, without doubt,...

Propositioned Over a Water Heater

by saustin5432 on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Kate usually visits us once a year and almost always stays in our house. I usually can't wait for her leave. During her visit last year, Kate had flown in on a Saturday to visit us and stayed on our pull-out couch for a full week. She is one of those visitors who really takes it to heart when you tell them to, "Make yourself at home." I spent the week fetchi...

A Perfect Start to the Day

by pokerdegen on Sep 12, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

I wake up to the sound of my blaring alarm clock, silently cursing the fact that I have to leave the comfort of my nice, warm bed to go to work today. I suppose I should be thankful that I have a job, given the state of the economy and all, but that doesn't help me feel any better right now. I slowly roll out of bed, savoring the last few moments of the fe...

Frigid Passage

by Intimate Confessions on Sep 11, 2017
Romance

My friend had this 1958 Chevy. It was an obscene colossus of a car with a paint job consisting of peeling blue enamel, gray primer, body putty and rust. It used a rusty wire coat hanger as a radio antenna. Whenever one of the two massive doors slammed shut, a fine effluvium of rust would drift from the rocker panel to the ground. Inside the vast interior pl...