One of the benefits of my divorce was the fact that I was now able to re-establish contact with all of the old friends that my ex drove away. She had a bad habit of pissing off my friends wives, which turned into a backlash towards me. Now that she was out of the picture, I was accepted back with open arms, kind of a "Prodigal Son" type of thing. The best p...
Owen Smith woke up with a raging hangover and foggy memories of last night's company Christmas party. He remembered he and his wife Tess going, he remembered drinking, he had a few other flashes, but overall, he wasn't sure what had happened. Luckily, Owen had the benefit of living in the age of social media. Or maybe that wasn't so lucky. He pulled up his...
I had trouble believing my eyes and I had to take a second and closer look to make sure. No doubt about it, it was Marsha and the man with her with his hand up under her skirt was not her husband. Carefully taking out my cell phone I took a picture of the two of them clearly showing where his hand was. A minute later I got a picture of the two of them leanin...
My wife and I attended a costume party every year to celebrate New Year's Eve. This year we decided to cross dress with her dressed as a man and me dressed as a woman. I put on her sexiest silkiest garments and she put on one of my nicest suits complete with a fedora. We had a blast at the party, drinking and dancing we were both so passable in our outfits...
A friend of mine called me up evening and invited me to a party he was going to over some chicks house that he knew. It was a Friday night and I didn't have to work the next morning. My friend Steve was quite the ladies' man and he only went to parties where there were lots of hot chicks in attendance. I knew that it was going to be one of them parties whe...
It had been a series of long and difficult weeks leading up to the Christmas party. We had both sat through endless meetings and checked and rechecked to ensure that all of the details were accounted for. Finally, the day had come. But that didn't mean our work was done---we still had to meet and greet the arriving employees, check to make sure everything wa...
"Hey, Gordo, I need you to do me a favor," Alexi whispered in my ear. She was hanging on my arm, looking brilliant in a teal-green gown. I was wearing the same tux as every other man there. We were at yet another party in DC, at a hotel not far from my apartment. I had forgotten what it was about - all I knew at that point was that some publisher or another...
“Hey man, you seen Brian and Lee up and around yet? I think they got smashed last night, bro.” Nick looked up from his game of Halo at the question, seeing his fourth roommate, Danny, framed in the door to his room. Danny — Hispanic, 5’10”, with close-cropped black hair — was wearing a loose pair of gym shorts and his tank top was stained with sweat from his...
I did some advance work for my plan. I called his house when I was pretty sure he wouldn't be in. I spoke to Sunny and asked her to tell Jeff I would be by for him around 7:30, maybe a few minutes later. "Is everything okay?" she asked. "You sound a little funny." "No, everything's great." In that moment I learned a key lesson about lying. I had practiced...
Season One, cont. The days started to melt together after that. Episode One went by, then Two, then Three and I began to notice the difference in the actors. Michelle and Thea tended to order for each other, like an old married couple sans the arguments. Guest stars came and went and most were kind, thanking me for the gourmet food and praising my recipes....