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The Best Milf Patricia Heaton

by DickThePimp on Aug 1, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. *** Timmy rang the doorbell, of his neighbor across the street, Patricia Heaton. She had asked him to move some stuff from her basement. Her family was out of town and she was all alone, so she needed his help. Timmy is a good guy, 18 years old. He was preparing for college in the fall and he could use some extra cash, s...

Patty's Punishment Party

by fmcchris on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Oh, my God!" Meg Ryan uttered as she and Marisa Tomei watched in stunned disbelief while John Weston, Patricia Heaton's personal assistant for the past two years, assiduously stroked his huge cock in front of a stack of recently produced color photos of his boss, which showcased the red-headed beauty in an assortment of sexy dresses and which now lay in pel...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a big perverted fuck parody series based on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It ain't real My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) San Francisco, CA. 2:30 pm "Smile baby... say CHEESE!" "CHEESE!!" My good friend Bernadette smiled around my 10 inch meat missile, her fucking sexy mouth stretched obscenely wide around my huge cock. She was blowing me, whil...

White Trash and Lovin' It Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Mar 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...

Freaky Friday

by DickThePimp on Jul 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...

The Big Bangin' Theory

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. This is a fuck parody about my interactions with the characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory... My mom, Patty, in this story will be played by Patricia Heaton... Enjoy my fellow freaks. *** "Yeah mom. I know. Just tell dad to chill with the taking over the world crap. Well, I don't know what to...

My Freaky Life 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a super awesome sleazy fuckfest freaky ass sex parody... It ain't real though... Damn This is my new series about me, living My Freaky Life... It's full of sleaze, freaky fucking and fun... It's a huge series combining real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... There are a lot of people in it, but they will be added gradually... This...

Sex, Drugs and Pimpin' 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 9, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...

My Freaky Life 02

by DickThePimp on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...

The Perverted World of James Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 29, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a huge freak fucking sleazy ass sex parody series... It ain't real. THIS IS A SUPER SIZED SERIES OF MY PERVERTED FANTASIES... IT TIES TOGETHER A MAIN STORY WITH DIFFERENT SIDE STORIES INTO ONE PERVERTED WORLD... IT COMBINES REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES WITH TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... MY FREAKY AND WILD FAMILY WILL BE ADDED AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN THE DI...