Pee Accident Stories

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Handicaps and Other Icebreakers

by American_Knowbody on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Normally I avoid blind dates with the same conviction a gay man avoids becoming a gynecologist. Why waste your time examining someone you didn't have an interest in to begin with? My friends, Brad and Kim, however, had spent weeks trying to convince me to go out with a friend of theirs and I finally relented if for no other reason than to shut them up. Besid...

Then vs Than

by Angel Love on Sep 14, 2017
How To

As a volunteer editor in the Literotica Editor's Program, one of my biggest pet peeves is the consistent misuse of the word then for the word than by many writers. There is a BIG difference my friends! Does anyone else's skin crawl when they see a sentence like this . . . His cock was bigger then most . . . or even this . . . We can talk it over than decide...

The Correct Use of Affect/Effect

by R. Richard on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Affect, used as a verb means to have an influence on or to make a change in. Affect, used as a noun, describes a feeling or emotion. Effect means to bring about, to initiate. Usage: Affect and effect seem to be close in meaning, but there are significant differences. Affect means to influence. Thus, "Storage in a high temperature and high humidity environ...

The Haitian Vampire Lord

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
NonHuman

"Freeze, don't move!" came a loud masculine voice, and I cursed my infernal luck even as I stepped into the darkened parking lot of Club Styx, intent on getting the hell away. I had been feeling nostalgic about my old digs lately, and decided to come back to the club I once frequented, way before The Change. Major mistake on my part. In hindsight, I definit...

Exposing My Wife Pt. 02

by DivineDionysus on Sep 18, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

First I would like to thank the voters, readers, and those who gave feedback and left comments. One person gave me a great idea for a future adventure that I can't wait to make happen/write about, and all gave encouragement, so thank you. For those just signing on, the first part describes my wife's accidental exposure to a stranger, which left me with the...

Peggy, The Bored Housewife Ch. 01

by TheSparkZone on Sep 25, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I ran into my friend, Peggy, from high school and after telling her about some of my escapades, she shared this story with me. I told her to write it down and I’d submit it. Here’s her story: When I was in high school, my friends told me that I had a cute face. Unfortunately, I was also short and skinny with a flat chest. I looked like a little kid. Because...

Lucky Collision

by wigsworld on Aug 21, 2019
Mature

'Where the hell did he come from?' She cried. Jean was reversing her car out of her driveway and somehow managed to hit a cyclist. Although Jean was reversing slowly she hadn't noticed Scott the cyclist powering along the road with no intention of slowing down. Jean clipped Scott's back wheel and sent him flying into the road. She got out of the car as qu...

A Pleasure Yacht

by whizzper on Sep 14, 2008
Erotic Couplings

Yacht Crew Amber Olsen- 39 years old, but could pass for a decade younger. 5'2" 110 pounds, legs built for the sea. She is Bi Sexual. She has medium B cups. She owns the yacht and captains the yacht. She is of Norwegian descent. Original story was When the Chat's Away by Zingiber, though created by me :D Julio and Julia- Twins separated at birth but gre...

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Letter from Acapulco

by justincbenedict on Sep 24, 2019
BDSM

Dear Shoeblossom, This should be a "Letter from Scottsdale" as we are settling in Arizona, but I did tape this little convo I had with my new husband...hope it doesn't bore! Joslyn Handelman "Oh, stop moaning, Grady." "But..I'm tied to this uncomfortable wicker chair and you're rubbing my dick with, what is it, dental floss?" "Yup.Dipped in bacon grease...

Her Plaything Ch. 06

by JaimeWrites on Aug 21, 2019
BDSM

He returned to work on Monday morning, sore in ways that he had never even thought possible. Juliet's introduction to new pleasures had made him feel like a new man. Albeit, one with a sore backside and legs that felt like gelatin. Not once throughout the weekend though did he penetrate Juliet. It had always been the other way around. It really didn't occur...