Francis and I were exhausted after our lovemaking in front of the fireplace. My body was wet with her piss. I looked at her perfect body. She is a woman with massive tits, big ass, fat thighs and a pretty face. What a woman. I stood up to pour ourselves another glass of cognac. Francis took the glass and sighed deeply. Without saying a word she zipped the li...
Just imagine it, in a fit of madness I decided to go away with my parents and little brother on a driving holiday to France, and guess what we were just starting out on the journey home after a week of mind numbing boredom when the car broke down. My father, in his infinite wisdom, had decided that he didn’t need any special breakdown cover because the cha...
(This is a story based upon sexual metaphors which will only be funny if you look for every little pun and metaphor. But still, it's not that funny.) * * * * * One day Harold White and his buddy, Thin Man, were walking down to the nearest bowling alley. Today, they decided to take a shortcut through the woods. Though the route was actually a longer way, th...
I'm the luckiest man in the world. I married my best friend 15 years ago. Erin is the sexiest person I know. She only 5 foot tall by has all the right curves in the right places along with awesome spirit. I'm 6' 6'' tall and have maintain a okay body despite being in my mid 40s. The story below may or may not be true. My parents came into town to watch the...
Stella Sancini began working on my floor at Liberty Mutual in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, in May of last year. She is an actuary and I work as a claims adjustor. We're both 26. I'm a fairly conservative, inexperienced person. Stella is a free spirit. The kind of girl who likes to laugh, tells a great story, and wants a taste from everyone's plate when the gan...
I suppose all these stories start off describing who the main character is, so I guess that is where I'll start. This story is about me and a very strange afternoon I had, which I feel like sharing with those who have deviant minds such as myself. I suppose you'll be wanting to know what I look like. I am 19 and I am 5 ft 1, so I am quite small, but I guess...
I was in Wichita, Kansas on business a few summers ago, looking to close a deal for my company. This was my chance to prove my worth, as I had just started working there a month earlier and my boss told me this trip was beyond urgent. "The supplier in Wichita is the only one I trust," she said, "if you can't close a deal, don't bother coming in to work when...
As Shana sat in the pub enjoying her roast beef, she thought back over the last week. There was the rush at work to get projects reassigned temporarily, someone to look after her apartment and her mail. Joanne was against Shana taking this trip at all, never mind by herself, but then Joanne was like that. Ireland! Shana had always been entranced by the Emer...
Based on a true story, but nobody ever believed it so now we change the names to protect the not-so-innocent! *** I was getting married in three months time. I had a tux fitting in the afternoon. I got a phone call from my betrothed. "Hello" "Hey it's me." "Hi me! Wow, I'm talking to myself. I guess as long as I don't answer I'm ok, right me?" "Daniel...
It was Earth Day 2003 and like every Earth Day I would take a long walk in the woods and enjoy nature. That particular earth day, I was a little down in the dumps. My girlfriend had just broken up with me a few weeks ago and I was still hurting. As the wind blew through the trees I let out a big sigh. The forest was truly beautiful but I longed to share this...