"So, guys, guys, I have to tell you this." The talkative, little blonde Mario was saying, as the entire crew sat around the dining table. "I was walking around the ship, right. And then I saw down on this giant wad of used bubble gum that had hair all over it. It took me about ten minutes to figure out those were my new balls!" Half of the people at the tab...
"Could you have possibly chosen a hotter place to land, baby?" Cruz asked. He was the second person out of the ship, right behind the captain, and already he was frowning at the hot and heavy moisture in the air. "Will you pardon me, while I go back inside for my suntan lotion?" Thor ignored the comments, as he was double-checking the air quality with a han...
Barbaro roared with indignation. His beloved son, Cruz, had been kidnapped by those witches – the de la Tierra sisters. In return for his son – Barbaro was to drop all matrimony designs he had towards Maria and nothing would be said about the kidnapping. He was had. If he mentioned the kidnapping to the authorities he would look like a simpering fool being h...
Part 2 Twists Of Fate "Do you miss all that cat hair?" Barbie spoke seductively, as Washington lay on top of her. The amorous couple was making love in the Captain's bunk, with the glow in the chamber at a soft candlelight setting. Washington loved the feel of his wife. Barbie's shoulders were tender to his touch. Her breasts were large oranges that he lo...
Date: Scratching head here. Location: In case you missed it earlier, somewhere at the edge of the populated galaxy. "Let's boogie!" Mark, the lead singer of the Milky Way Misfits, declared to the four Space Corps personnel manning their stations on the SCS Space Relations. Captain Washington swung his official chair around and faced the singer first. Seco...
He slept fitfully and when he awoke he remembered the night's events and grimaced. The three little putas! They had kidnapped him from his home in exchange for the freedom of the youngest one -Maria. She was so determined to stay away from his father that she had kidnapped him in order to ransom him and ultimately embarrass him into stopping his pursuit of h...
Who needed sleep? Calliope Cruz had remained awake the rest of the night. After coming off an all time high in arresting Renaldo Cartucci she waltzed right into the clutches of a new adversary. One far worse if his words rang true. Threats made, promises of reward following them. Confusing times these last five hours. Eying her alarm clock she sighs heavily...
"Shoot that fucking thing, Willow!" Margo cried out. "Look at how big that fucking thing is!" "No, don't shoot it!" Mary countered. "It isn't doing anything threatening yet!" "What do you mean not yet? Is it a threat or isn't it?" The big cook shot back. "Well, of course it is a threat!" Mary returned. "But it'll be a bigger threat if we shoot at it and p...
In the lounge, an entirely different situation was developing. Former Commander Braxton had taken a seat before the large, multi-purpose screen that great hog of a woman had been playing video games on earlier. Using the universal remote, she scanned through the vessel's video archives, finding an old soap opera she could tolerate, barely. The disgraced off...
It took only a couple of months to establish a small circle of very rich, very horny older ladies, who were very grateful to be serviced by me. It was tempting to work at the club more than the one day a week, but I knew I had to keep things in check. Most Saturdays I was fucking two or sometimes three ladies, all of whom understood I was merely an on-call...