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The Cabin Story

by candy-prairie girl on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Paul and I were driving to his dad's place for Christmas this year. We left Michigan and the weather was not bad. As we continued on tho it got worse. Paul could hardly see the road. He knew we had to turn soon, so the next road south we did. But it was the wrong one and not far into it we were stuck. It was nearly dusk then. And no one on the road but u...

A Day in the Life of Angeline, 34

by Edwarlife on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

6:30 - Wake up, scratch vulva. Smell fingers. 6:35 - Shower, urinate in shower, hold breath while doing so. Desire to stay home instead of going to work. 6:48 - Study vulva in mirror. Remember what it looked like shaved last summer. 6:50 - Wonder what it would look like if again shaved. Hope new boyfriend, Alan, doesn't ask. 6:50 - Apply makeup, hoping t...

Reaching Sex God Status

by Sexuallyfree on Aug 30, 2017
How To

Reaching " Sex God " Status from this Woman's Mature Perspective Its' In His Kiss There's nobody that loves a good kiss then I. It's is definitely the prelude for good things to come and the ultimate in foreplay. Stolen kisses when you least expect them are fun to. They take you off guard. So, what are the ingredients in a good kiss for me from a man.. Wel...

Understanding Human Sexuality

by edcrane on Sep 16, 2017
How To

A quick look in this "how to" section will reveal a veritable cornucopia of guides about why men and women do various things, or the precise mechanics of foreplay, or even how to "get laid" if you're a geeky guy. These can all be useful, but there's a tremendous amount of subjectivity involved in these discourses. The purpose of this rather brief essay is to...

Relief

by Thira on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Entirely fictional, etc. _________________ The match won, Tatiana Golovin made her way towards the fans; smiling gleefully. She had always enjoyed signing autographs - the smiles that met her made her enjoy the sport that much more. She did admit, guiltily, that when her well, libido was firing up, it gave her a strange thrill to be flaunting her whole s...

One More Way

by Ed0613 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Inga loved to experiment. Even coming to America from her native Norway was an experiment. In Europe, she had been a circus performer, an acrobat. Unfortunately, she was never quite good enough to be a top star and eventually gave up the life when she was offered a marketing position with an American manufacturing company in Minnesota. She sold circus equip...

My First Anal Adventure

by James P on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My first year of college I jumped quickly into a long-term relationship. Sarah was her name, at 5'11" 125 lbs. With creamy white skin beautiful 34c breasts and the longest legs I have ever seen thus far, she needed to do little more than smile seductively to turn me on. Of course being an 18-year-old male probably didn't hurt either. We had a healthy and ve...

Men's Relief

by quad68 on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Craig had had a particularly gruelling day: a late start caused by traffic jams, check-in issues and delays taking off. Sometimes he felt that life was just a series of bottlenecks that built up and eased off, that it was nothing more than that. You did your best but still managed to get snared in life's little gridlocks. Today felt like that despite all the...

A Run-in with the Confident Bitch

by steamy_one on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

You really need to be careful when dealing with a confident bitch. She'd warned me about 1000 times that she was really not a dom. She was a twisted sadistic evil bitch....but a submissive one. Her sadism was mostly inward-facing. But as sometimes seems to happen, I woke up a sleeping dragon which she called her "Confident Bitch". Anyway - it's a talent of...

While She Lay Sleeping

by flutterbykiss64 on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

Chapter Twenty Three I always went by her house to see if her vehicle was there. I did it every day on my way home from work. I couldn’t help myself. She was so beautiful, sensuous, sexy and I just couldn’t get enough of her. I wanted to feel close to her. I wanted to feel her soft silken skin beneath my fingertips and caress the velvety smooth crevices of...