This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?" "Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass." "Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well." "I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine." "You got it mama. Who is she?" "Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...
"Hey, dumbass!" "Huh?" A shotgun blast hits the ground in front of my dimwitted cousin Spence's (The King Of Queens) feet. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Spence jumps higher than he ever has and runs off to the next trailer, hiding from my girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory). "ARE YOU CRAZY, PENNY?" Spence shivers in fear, tucked behind a stack of wood pallets. "Ha ha ha...
I got an apartment complex in my divorce settlement. Third one. I married a rich broad and we were cool for awhile. She loved the big dick pounding I was giving her, but she wasn't so fond of my extracurricular big dick pounding I was giving my girlfriends... and any other hot piece of ass I could stick my twelve inches in to so we split. It's a nice apartm...
THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...
Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut. I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...
Penny and Leonard finally made up and were a couple again. Sheldon had reluctantly gone to a conference at the University, so they thought they had the apartment to themselves for the day, and were making love in Leonard's bed. Leonard still couldn't believe his luck that he had scored with a girl as hot and sexy as Penny. Her body felt so good against his...
Fast Times At Fucked Up High By : DickThePimp THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK! "Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licki...
My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) is enjoying her new side job... real estate agent. She's getting really good at it. When you look like she does, it makes thing a whole lot easier. Great tits and ass, beautiful face... not minding a little fuck and suck to seal the deal. She's actually decided to stop doing that. She feels guilty putting out to sell her...
Main Cast : James (Me) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living. I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...