IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
Big Bang Theory-Penny Reminisces Pt.2 shaggy77 (fictional story about fictional characters) * Amy and Penny were just sitting around on Amy's sofa (which had previously been Penny's sofa), relaxing and leafing through magazines when Penny announced that she was thinking about accompanying Leonard and the other three nerds to Comic-Con. Amy asked, "you're...
Who doesn't like the Big Bang Theory? We all know Penny isn't averse to using her natural assets to get her own way, so I decided to do a 'Sliding doors' alternative to a story we already know. The first part mirrors the actual show, but the after that the character move from CBS to HBO. For those impatient to read the plot search for 'So close' and skip to...
Fuck Parody Warning : Sick... Twisted... Fucked Up... Sleazy... Depraved... AND VERY OFFENSIVE!! I'm a King. A King Of Gluttony. I was born rich. I was born an alpha male. If I want something...or someone... I have it... or them. I live in my own sex crazed, twisted world of pleasurable self indulgence. I'm the King of it. I rule it with an iron fist... a...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 6, episode 17. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the i...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 6, episode 24. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the i...
Bernadette wobbles up the stairs to Penny's apartment, having gotten a lot of stares on the way. People were just as in awe with her humongous tits as she first was. "Getting used to these melons is going to take a while, they bounce around like they've got a mind of their own" She thought. She arrived on Penny's floor dressed in a yellow dress with a simp...
"This must be it." Her eyes briefly studied the piece of paper in her hand before she again looked up examining the exterior of the building in more detail. It was a simple brick building set apart from any other building and one that she had to negotiate a series of rubbish strewn, dirty back alleys to find. Later on she would tell herself that this should...