This is a big perverted sleazy ass fuck parody series... It ain't real We finally made it to Big Bear and the campground we were staying at. We rented extra large tents with a good amount of room. Penny and I used one. Howard and Bernadette had one and so did Sheldon and Amy. Sheldon, of course, wouldn't stop bitching about sleeping in a tent. I had forseen...
The armored-transport vehicle rocked slightly as it struck an abandoned car on the edge of a massive ghetto called The Labyrinth; a dense, vertical wasteland of hollowed out factories, gang controlled apartment buildings, and miles of derelict subway lines. The armored-transport vehicle, more affectionately called a 'Turtle' by the UNABU soldiers inside, was...
GOD BLESS TITTIES!! Inside of my van... "Damn dude... shove it down her throat. Fuck... that looks good!" My gal pal, Mob Wives star, Drita D'Avanzo says, licking those delectable lips, blowing a huge slutty kiss at me. My dick is being shoved between my girl Oprah Winfrey's huge ebony melons and down her throat. My hand's on the back of her head helpin...
Courtney Friel and Cast of Big Bang Theory Courtney stood in front of the women from the FFFF Club and was as nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers. "Ladies I hope you enjoy watching my fantasy as much as I had making it. I was extremely nervous at first with my guests, but they made me very comfortable and I quickly got into the fray with the three st...
Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I love Kaley Cuoco. I know she had been on a couple of shows before Big Bang Theory. But when I saw her in that first episode, in that v-neck top, blue jean shorts, and that blonde hair, I knew I had found my next ex-wife. After years of trying, I finally scored tickets to a live taping of Big Bang. This was my chance t...
October 2009 The temp agency's next call came in mid-October; about two months sooner than I expected, given the pattern thus far. That should have been my first clue that things would be different this time. Instead of being assigned to do temp work for a show, I had been chosen to be the temporary assistant to just one star of a show. These were differen...
This is a fantasy. It is not a docudrama, or a news story. As usual, it's a bit over the top. It could have been in several different categories. I picked group sex. If you don't agree, then you go write something and put it in any category you like. Everybody is over eighteen, no relation to anyone living or dead or in between. Please keep your hands and fe...
Sheldon and Leonard climbed the steps of their apartment building. They were discussing their failed attempt at donating sperm in order to make a couple extra bucks. They failed because Sheldon was worried who ever used his sperm wouldn't love the resulting child as they should. "Are you still mad about the sperm bank?" Sheldon asked. "No," Leonard repli...
Christmas had come early for the nerd world. The second week of June, to be exact. As they might have put it: the stars had aligned perfectly. The National Academy of Science had scheduled their annual physics symposium for the New Orleans civic center during the same week that a huge comic book/ science fiction convention was taking place at the SuperDome....
One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock... "MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?" "YES DEAR." "THANK YOU." "YOUR WELCOME BABY." My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. Sh...