Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air. What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
Following that night our sex life went into overdrive. As Penny said to me the morning after I ate her cum filled pussy for the first time: "I know your buttons now baby and I know just which ones to push and how to push them." And push them she did. At least once a week Penny would pull me into the bedroom and the chair would all ready be setting beside t...
This is a big perverted sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real "Bernie... you have such big, beautiful breasts... I wish mine were as big as yours. Mine are nice... but they're smaller." My girlfriend Penny lifted her gray sweatshirt and lavender sports bra, showing our friend Bernadette her awesome breasts. We were in my Escalade, on the way to Big Bear for a...
This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...
My new series about slutty real estate agents going the extra mile to make the sale. EPISODE 01 : Penny's Side Job My wife Penny's (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) career is fooling good. She's started a sales rep job at a pharmaceutical company. A doctor she sold some drugs too made her a business proposition. He owns a real estate company and he asked Pe...
The Bigger Bang "Thanks for meeting me here." I looked around the room of the restaurant of the Aventeen Hotel for our waiter. I wasn't sure Quinn would want a glass of wine, but was sure I needed one. Wednesday afternoon. I knew that would be a busy working day for her. "No, it is nice to have a break between clients," she said waving to the restaurant m...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 6, episode 17. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the i...
L.A. Lives A major new series, this is exclusive to the readers of LITEROTICA.COM… based around the exploits at a Los Angeles talent agency. Episode One. Scene One I sat back in my chair, head lolling into the comfy leather rest, sinking right in. The chair was pushed back from the desk, but my hands were firmly gripped to it, flat out, arms outstretched...
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago. Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...