This is set near the end of Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory - when both Penny [Kaley Cuoco] and Bernadette [Melissa Rauch] just broke up with their boyfriends. ***** May 2010 Me and my friend Jim didn't have the highest expectations when we went to the club. I had been on a dry spell, although it was nothing compared to Jim's. So we went out for drinks an...
(Fictional story) It had been about two months since Penny had attended (performed was more like it) one of Wil Wheaton's celebrity Dungeon & Dragons game nights. Although she had a great time, at least what she remembered, Wil had not invited her back and she just assumed they had moved on from her, or found someone else to play. She was in her office (wow...
Bernadette wobbles up the stairs to Penny's apartment, having gotten a lot of stares on the way. People were just as in awe with her humongous tits as she first was. "Getting used to these melons is going to take a while, they bounce around like they've got a mind of their own" She thought. She arrived on Penny's floor dressed in a yellow dress with a simp...
Dear Miriam: Not a week has gone by that I haven't thought about our times together in college. I hope that you don't mind terribly that I have sent this letter to your parents' house, but I have no other address, and would really like to get in touch with you. I am married to John, who you met in college, and am quite happy. He is choir director at Ebene...
You are sitting at home watching TV when you turn over to The Big Bang Theory and see sexy shot of Kaley Cuoco. The beauty plays Penny who lives next door to some nerds who are shy and can't really talk to women, then starts dating one of them. You love the show mainly because you can relate to the nerds and she is really hot and she wears revealing outfits....
Big Bang Theory-Penny Reminisces Pt.2 shaggy77 (fictional story about fictional characters) * Amy and Penny were just sitting around on Amy's sofa (which had previously been Penny's sofa), relaxing and leafing through magazines when Penny announced that she was thinking about accompanying Leonard and the other three nerds to Comic-Con. Amy asked, "you're...
Excitement was in the air as I drove Ally and Chrissy up to Penny's camp. There was lots of laughter in the car, but when we reached the long dirt road things got quieter. Ally was nearly silent as we drove those final six miles into the deep woods, no doubt contemplating what a weekend long orgy with her daughter and daughter's boyfriend would be like. Pen...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
Penny got home late from the audition, she walked through the door to her apartment building and saw Leonard on his way out. "Hey Penny, I'm just on my way to get some takeout, if you want to go in and wait." He said. "Oh, that be great sweetie." She said, she went up to him and kissed him lovingly on the cheek and then carried on upstairs. Penny went str...
While Penny was cementing her place in the porn industry, back in Pasadena Amy and Bert returned from their honeymoon and Amy was more than ready to return to work. She loved spending time with Bert, but camping and seeing at those rock formations was not her idea of the perfect honeymoon. She did enjoy the wedding gift they received from Leonard and she kep...