Penny Howard Stories

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The Killer Robot Alternative

by janon314 on Jun 19, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Who doesn't like the Big Bang Theory? We all know Penny isn't averse to using her natural assets to get her own way, so I decided to do a 'Sliding doors' alternative to a story we already know. The first part mirrors the actual show, but the after that the character move from CBS to HBO. For those impatient to read the plot search for 'So close' and skip to...

Penny Moves into the Building

by fearthisss on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Sheldon and Leonard climbed the steps of their apartment building. They were discussing their failed attempt at donating sperm in order to make a couple extra bucks. They failed because Sheldon was worried who ever used his sperm wouldn't love the resulting child as they should. "Are you still mad about the sperm bank?" Sheldon asked. "No," Leonard repli...

Penny vs. Bernadette

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...

Penny Messes with Howard

by fearthisss on Nov 24, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Guys! Guys! You're not going to believe it!" Howard exclaimed as he busted through Leonard and Sheldon's apartment door. Sheldon looked at the uninvited guest with a scornful look. "Have we lost all civility? Do we no longer knock?" "Sorry. But you're not going to believe it!" "If it involves you then you're probably right, we won't believe it," Leonard...

The Big Bang Theory: The Mind Control Chip

by TJ19 on Apr 22, 2025

Chapter One Howard’s Mind Control Chip and an opportunity arrives Howard Wolowitz sat in the dimly lit engineering lab, surrounded by a maze of wires and electronic components that sprawled across the cluttered desk. His eyes gleamed with a mix of pride and mischief as he stared through a microscope at a minuscule metallic square between his thumb and forefi...

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The Big Bangin' Theory Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaktacular sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. "Damn Courtney, you can pound the blow." My old partying buddy and current ho, Courtney Love and I, were doing lines in a motel in Hollywood. We were in between fuck sessions and getting wired for our next session. Courtney has a great body. I just looked at it while she snorted my yayo. That sexy...

Bernadette & Howard Get Married

by fearthisss on Dec 1, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Leonard came home from a day at Caltech and knocked on Penny's door to discuss the day and see if she wanted to do something that night. They were dating -- again -- but, by design, they were taking it slow this time. After discussing their day, Penny broached the subject. "Hey, you know how we've been taking things slow?" Leonard nodded, "Mm-hmm." "Well,...

Big Bang Theory - Comic-Con

by CounterCulture1 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Resistance is Futile "Welcome my friends to the holy land." Howard said as they entered the convention hall. "I must confess it is one of the few things that do stir an emotion. It must be my human half trying to assert itself." Sheldon replied dressed as Spock. "Four days of science fiction, fantasy and comic bliss." Leonard said who was dressed in the b...

The Gang Goes to a Conference

by fearthisss on Dec 10, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The gang was gathered at The Cheesecake Factory waiting for Penny to take their order. "Hey. So you guys ready to order?" Penny asked finally. Sheldon was obviously annoyed. "Since we come in every Tuesday night at six o'clock and order the same exact thing, and it's now six oh eight, I believe your question not only answers itself but also stands alongs...

Big Bang Theory - Penny's Halloween

by shaggy77 on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

(Fictional story about fictional characters) (This is my interpretation of S1, E6; "The Middle Earth Paradigm") *** The four nerds trudged up the three flights of stairs leading to Apartment 4A, complaining and rehashing their recent thrashing in Paintball at the hands (and guns) of a juvenile bar- mitzvah party team. They were exhausted from toting their...