This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) *** Leonard and Penny were on their way home from dropping his roommate Dr. Sheldon Cooper off at the airport. Sheldon had been forced by CalTech to use some of his accrued vacation time, so he had decided to fly back to Texas to visit his family (especially his beloved MeeMaw) during the holiday season. Penny a...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) (A stand alone story) Since being selected to go into space and travel to the International Space Station, where he could install and work on his design for a zero-gravity elimination system (a space toilet), Howard Wolowitz had agonized about having a cool astronaut nickname. He wanted something with pizzazz,...
Raj, Howard, and Leonard were walking through the corridor at CalTech discussing black holes and having a pleasant conversation without Sheldon taking over the conversation for once. "On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the super collider actually works, it will create a black hole and swallow up the Earth ending life as we know it," L...
Parody... Not Real This is a sex parody starring characters from the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2019 My wife Penny and I have been married for two years. We've been dating for five. I first met her at The Cheesecake Factory years ago. I ordered some pie... she gave me some pussy in the bathroom. She was dating some scientist named Leon...
Penny got home late from the audition, she walked through the door to her apartment building and saw Leonard on his way out. "Hey Penny, I'm just on my way to get some takeout, if you want to go in and wait." He said. "Oh, that be great sweetie." She said, she went up to him and kissed him lovingly on the cheek and then carried on upstairs. Penny went str...
Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Raj were gathered in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment discussing who was the bravest character in the Marvel universe when Sheldon's phone rang. "Hello. Yes, the elevator's out of order. You'll have to use the stairs. Of course you can. Pizza dates back to the 16th century, while the first elevator was not installed until 1852....
Leonard awoke the next day with a surprise. He sat up right and saw that Penny wasn't lying next to him. He then felt a set of soft lips on his dick. Leonard threw the quilt off himself to reveal Penny hungrily slurping on his rock-hard cock. "Hey Penny." He said, lovingly. She smiled at him and released his cock with a plop, she kept stroking his dick. "...
Leonard, Raj, Howard, and Sheldon were sitting in the cafeteria at CalTech when Barry Kripke approached their table. "Hewwo, fewwas." "Hey," they replied in unison. "Wemember when we were twying to figuwe out what that smell coming fwom Pwofessor Tupperman's office was? Turns out it was Tupperman. Dead at his desk for two weeks." "Oh, my God," Leonard ga...
Leonard was awakened by a pounding on the apartment door. Bang-bang-bang. "Leonard!" Bang-bang-bang. "Leonard!" Bang-bang-bang. "Leonard!" Leonard stumbled through the living room in a haze, struggling to tie his robe. "Coming! Coming!" He opened the door to find a visibly drunk Penny leaning on the door jam. Her hair was tousled, the straps on her sundre...