This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. This is a fuck parody about my interactions with the characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory... My mom, Patty, in this story will be played by Patricia Heaton... Enjoy my fellow freaks. *** "Yeah mom. I know. Just tell dad to chill with the taking over the world crap. Well, I don't know what to...
Cast : James (Me) Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Ronda (Ronda Rousey) Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory) And Cameo By : Betty White (Herself) Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 6, episode 19. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. One of my readers requested adding pictures of the new characters, but this is not allowed by Literotica. When a new character is introduced, I will put in parenthesis the character's real name so you can look them up on the i...
This is a big perverted sleazy ass fuck parody series... It ain't real We finally made it to Big Bear and the campground we were staying at. We rented extra large tents with a good amount of room. Penny and I used one. Howard and Bernadette had one and so did Sheldon and Amy. Sheldon, of course, wouldn't stop bitching about sleeping in a tent. I had forseen...
Sheldon after being intimate with Amy on her birthday reverted back to the same old obnoxious nerd he's always been. With Amy away at a conference, Sheldon was free to be entertained by the group and no one wanted him. He settled on spending time with Raj at the telescope room at the university. While there the two of them discovered an asteroid and after m...
Howard lay slumped in his chair. Still recovering from the blowjob Amy had just given him. She had gone to see Sheldon in his room. A few minutes passed until Howard heard a noise from down the hall. He sat up in his chair and turned to see who it was. Penny glided around the corner and into the living room. She clocked Howard sat in the armchair as she en...
Raj was having trouble keeping a girlfriend so Howard and Raj came up with a plan to figure out why. Raj contacted all of his ex-girlfriends to assemble at his apartment to delve into why they dumped him. There were Lucy (Kate Micucci), Emily (Katie Leclerc) the deaf redhead, Emily Sweeney, the macabre redhead (Laura Spencer) and Claire (Alessandra Torresani...
Author's note: The series continues with this season 7, episode 10. The series doesn't reset, but follows the show's story sequence. *** A couple weeks after the hot Thanksgiving Day swapfest; at the Wolowitz apartment, Bernadette was vacuuming while Howard continues to play a video game, "You want to pause the video game and help me clean up? Come on, it'...
THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...
(MF, gang) Just before she left her apartment for her afternoon shift at the Cheesecake Factory, three days after Christmas, Penny received a cryptic text message from her boyfriend Leonard: "please take a change of old clothes, and I will pick you up at the restaurant after your shift ; ) ." She had no idea what he had in mind, but knew there was not anoth...