Sheldon set up the interviews in his suite, figuring it would put the applicants more at ease. He was nervous seeing this was the first of many interviews. He believed he was more nervous than the applicants. There was a knock on the door and he sprung up to answer it, opening the door and there stood both blondes, Janice Dean and Heather Tesch. Both were...
This is a big perverted sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real "Bernie... you have such big, beautiful breasts... I wish mine were as big as yours. Mine are nice... but they're smaller." My girlfriend Penny lifted her gray sweatshirt and lavender sports bra, showing our friend Bernadette her awesome breasts. We were in my Escalade, on the way to Big Bear for a...
The gang was sitting around Leonard and Penny's apartment eating Italian food. Howard was shoveling it in as fast as he could. He only had three minutes till he had to fast for twelve hours. He was set to go in the next morning for a vasectomy. Sheldon was busy reading an article on his phone. He saw that they were rebooting the Professor Proton show. He k...
By Thursday, even though Leonard had time to think and contemplate what he should do about his marriage, he was going stir-crazy. Friday couldn't come soon enough. He made sure the cabin was stocked with food, wood and had everything picked up and the place was spotless. Friday afternoon he heard a car pull up in the driveway and his heart began beating lik...
(My interpretation of S8, E5; The Focus Attenuation) (Fictional story about fictional characters) Setting his tray down on the table in the Cal Tech cafeteria, Raj Koothrapalli announced, "I read where someone discovered a way to convert footsteps into electromagnetic energy, so that you can charge your cell phone while walking." "We had that idea years a...
Sheldon and Amy finally picked a date for their wedding and now took the task of finding a venue to have the wedding. Amy came up with the idea of having it at an exclusive Club at Caltech, the Athenaeum Club. Sheldon loved the idea seeing Albert Einstein was a member there. He was worried it was too difficult to secure it, "Leonard's been trying to get int...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) (A stand-alone story) *** Penny had lucked out...big time. Today the pharmaceutical company that Bernadette had helped her get a job with had announced that because they had such a banner fiscal year, they were going to hold their yearly convention at an all-inclusive resort on the island of Jamaica. Any execut...
The gang was gathered in Leonard and Sheldon’s apartment, as usual. Bernadette asked Amy, “So, what are you working on these days?” “I’m studying one-celled organisms to try and find the neurochemicals that lead to the feeling of shame,” Amy replied flatly. “What would a one-celled organism have to be embarrassed about?” Bernadette asked. Penny had no id...
Big Bang Theory Season 14 Chapter 5 As Leonard and Sheldon finished with Dominica Davis in New York, Penny was just waking up in California. She lazily rolled over and found the bed beside her empty. She looked around and there was a note on the nightstand. She read it and a smile crossed her lips, "Good morning sweetie, I had to go to the studio. I have a...
Leonard and Amy returned to the apartment complex after hearing the upsetting news. That Sheldon had a vasectomy leaving Amy unable to have babies with Sheldon. Leonard, because he found out that Penny did take a pill to bring on her miscarriage. All along she thought the baby was Sheldon's when in reality, it was her husband's. Amy not being able to stay t...