Sometimes harder is best... "This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fucking give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometimes you've got to say hey I'm gonna fuck yo...
Penny could hear the shouting from across the hall, mostly from Amy. "What's Sheldon done now? Man, she's really pissed!" Penny thought to herself. Never one to miss a chance for gossip material, Penny stood closer to her own door to see if she could hear what all the fuss was about. But, alas, she could only hear shouting, not the words that were being shou...
It was a classic 'eyes meeting across a crowed room' moment when I met Penny. It was a Thursday night and I was at a corporate function where the firm I worked for were trying to drum up new business. Penny represented one of the companies that had received an invite. I had noticed her as soon as she walked in; elegantly dressed she looked beautiful, with he...
This is a fictional account with everyone over eighteen. ********************************* We didn't talk much on the ride back home, but Anna did manage to get her hand back up my pant leg. She especially teased me when we had to stop for a light. We'd lean together and kiss as her fingers caressed the growing head of my cock. By the time we arrived home...
Chapter 03 -- Wild Card I sat at my desk on Monday morning completely rested for the first time in quite a while. I had chaperoned Mindy's prom on Friday night and done nothing for the rest of the weekend. Life was better when I was at 100%. Having not had many full nights sleep since the divorce process started, the past two nights were just what the docto...
The author gratefully acknowledges all the feedback, comments and suggestions that so many readers sent following Chapter 01. In particular, Jon, who immediately after reading it, cheerfully offered his attractive wife, and added ideas to certain parts of the story. * Late at night, Penny would enjoy making love slowly, she staring into her husband's eyes...
JOHN: Penny meet Tom. Tom meet Penny. PENNY: Nice to meet you, Tom. TOM: Yeah. Me too. Pleasure. JOHN: I brought Tom over here to meet you because he needs your assistance, Penny. PENNY: Okay. What KIND of assistance? TOM: Geez, Johnny. This is a bad idea. JOHN: No it isn't, man! Just relax, and let ME handle it, okay? TOM: Fine, but... JOHN: Okay, P...
This is set near the end of Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory - when both Penny [Kaley Cuoco] and Bernadette [Melissa Rauch] just broke up with their boyfriends. ***** May 2010 Me and my friend Jim didn't have the highest expectations when we went to the club. I had been on a dry spell, although it was nothing compared to Jim's. So we went out for drinks an...
"You two can't be serious!" Sheryl said with a look of shock and amazement. It was a serious proposition put forth in a calm manner that wouldn't upset Sheryl, but there was no possible way to ever predict someone's reaction to an unexpected and unsolicited opportunity. "But we are," insisted John smiling, his arm around his wife Penny's shoulder. Penny n...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...