This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...
Lawn care takes an unexpected voyeurism and exhibitionism masturbation detour I cut grass, mow lawns, manicure shrubs, trim bushes, and plant trees. Right handed and always trimming from the right side, I've never been a switch hitter when using my hedge trimmer, if you know what I mean. Always working from the same side of the hedge, even though the grass...
When I was younger I used to work at a health club. I was in charge of the pools and jacuzzis. We had a jacuzzi outside each locker room, one for the men, and one for the women. They were enclosed and in between was the pump room where all the equipment was housed. Because the jacuzzis were enclosed, the members would usually be naked when using them, if you...
Finally the day had arrived. I had been begging and begging my friend, John, to let me come and visit the studio where he worked as a camera man and he had always refused, mainly with the excuse of 'I haven't been here long, I don't want to get into trouble, blah, blah, blah. But now John had been working at the ITV studios for well over a year and finally c...
Angela had waited months before she started to relax. Amy hadn't contacted her about the rematch she asked for, and the brunette winner figured her foe had only been caught up in the moment. Once her adrenaline had subsided, Angela surmised, the other MILF must have realized that she had been dominated outside of one lucky shot with her nipples and decided t...
This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series starring Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb... It's about them spicing up their show with a new segment, Sex Talk... This segment's guest is Nina Hartley... Enjoy *** I was sitting in my girlfriend, Kathie Lee Gifford's dressing room, watching her show, rubbing my cock. She and her co host, Hoda Kotb,...
He was enjoying a relaxing Saturday afternoon at his home. The busy work grind of being a university professor had taken it's toll during the week and all he wanted to do was sit back a bit, maybe have a drink or two, then tackle some of the marking he had waiting for him. As he opened a beer and was ready to get settled, the phone rang. He answered the pho...
The day was perfect, the sun was gently sending it's comforting rays in my direction and the breeze was carrying the aroma of the nature around me. I was so excited to be free of the confines of the office, the phones and the monotony of the day. I slowly made my way to my favorite spot on the water, a small beach secluded from the world. Hidden from the ru...
Let me start by saying that by the end of this story, you will likely think that I am total ass hole and you will be completely right. I don't have any excuses other than to tell you that lust can be more powerful than any other feeling someone can have and it can make you do things you never would have thought you would do. At least it did for me. Just ove...
I had just sat down and flicked on the t.v, which was already on ITV from whatever I had watched the previous night. It was mid morning and I was just in time to watch my beautiful fuck buddy on T.V. The This Morning theme tune began and I settled into my sofa. The intro ended and there she was, dressed in a tight back dress and her cleavage on magnificent v...