I've been sitting at my desk for almost an hour with my statics problem out and still got nothing done. Just can't keep my mind on the problem. Some people commented on facebook and while I was reading, I remembered to check for the xkcd update and read my emails. I'd gotten to the point where I had the problem open on my screen but my brain refused to do...
Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she w...
This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real Stars Of This Story : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Beyonce (Herself) Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) Professor Gaia (Herself) Christy Canyon (Herself) "Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help...
THIS IS FICTION...THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL THIS IS MY SECOND SUPERBABE STORY...KIM KARDASHIAN PLAYS SUPERBABE...FAT BASTARD IS NOW HER SIDEKICK...ENJOY. ***** My name is Commissioner Dick and I'm once again here to tell you about, the kinky tales of Superbabe. This time, our superhero, is out to stop the evil Sharon Osbourne, from taking over the...
It all started out as a bet that I never thought would go as far as it did. Anne and I were playing our usual tournament of backgammon and luck was really with me that night. I had won six games in a row and Anne's competitive streak was really up. I told her I wanted to quit but she kept arguing for one more game. She had to have one more chance to beat me....
CHAPTER SEVEN: AN UNEXPECTED WEDDING GIFT Ah, Liz… Liz was a hanger-on to our core group. A little younger, a little crazier. She dresses with a hippy tie-dye blouses and long skirts that hid what promised to be an exceptional body that has long and lean with curves to spare. I had had several hot slow dances with her over the years… the kind that let y...
The long sandy beach had a perfection one might expect on the cover of a brochure advertising some kind of tropical resort, with bright sun and clear blue skies and waters. And indeed images of this beach had been used on the cover of the brochure which had brought the two boys to this place. A moderately obscure resort in the more paradisical part of Rurita...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
The Mexican girl stood in front of me and wriggled out of her cheap black panties, sliding them down her tanned legs and over her ankles where she kicked them to one side. "You like, Meester Spencer?" she batted her long eyelashes and smiled coyly. I did like. She'd got dark, sexy eyes, black hair that tumbled down to her slim, naked shoulders and big roun...
I usually like to make a strong first impression at the beginning of a semester, come across as a hard-ass and try to scare off the students who are just going to blow off most of the class anyway. But my unexpected tryst with Lauren in my office had me completely out of sorts. It was all I could do to get my notes, syllabi, and roster together and get to cl...