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Ann and I met on a blind date after emailing each other on a mainstream dating site. Her proflle seemed to be a good fit for the kind of woman that I am attracted to. Her face-shot picture looked a little fuzzy because it was cropped from a larger photo but showed a very attractive, pretty woman. My profile included the information that I'm attracted to wome...
My wife and I live in Istanbul. We are both 35 and married for 9 years. My wife was a virgin when we married, and she did not even see a naked man before, except for the movies. She is 166 cm tall, with a very pretty figure of 94-60-90 and a really very beautiful face. Her very big tits are still the favorite parts of her body, although they are not as firm...
It was getting late and Sarah was frantically trying on different outfits in her bedroom. She kept tossing clothes to the corner of the room and cursing not finding anything suitable. She had been looking forwards to this night for weeks because she would be soon arriving at her best friend, Amy's house, for a Halloween party. Amy's parents were much more...
"We don't have to get on the road just yet." Tara had a little bit of a sparkle in her eye, and I had a pretty good just what she meant. "Do you have anything in mind?" I smiled. She smiled back. We were obviously on the same page. Tara grabbed me by the hand and pulled me up from the couch. We found ourselves in the bedroom moments later. I took her in my...
This is a parody... It is not real/ This is a continuation of my story My Slutty Neighbor Giada... We decide to start making freaky porn movies... This one is filmed on the set of her Everyday Italian Food Network Show... Enjoy. *** I was getting ready for my first porn shoot, with my good friend and neighbor Giada De Laurentiis. We had decided to start m...
"I am sorry, Francis. I did not know." "Don't mention it. I hop over to those bushes. Please come with me. You have to hold me. Otherwise I would fall." "Sure, anything you want." I followed Francis to the spot she pointed out. She squatted down, her ass just a few inches above the grass. I held her firmly so she would not fall. While she was doing her b...
"Oh God baby," said Brittney, cupping her huge breasts, "I think something is happening to me." Jeff stared at his girlfriend's large boobs as they started to stretch the confines of her top. "Oh, mmm," said Brittney, cradling her expanding rack in her arms, "Oh, they're getting so big." Jeff moaned as Brittney's tits bulged more and more in her bra, p...
As I drove keeping my attention to traffic Francine seemed to fidget in her seat quite often. "You okay?" I finally asked. She giggled and replied. "Those two martinis must have gone straight to my bladder. I really gotta go pee." "Want me to stop babe." I asked. "No I'll just have to use your potty as soon as we get there." Francine replied. "Be t...
Continued from Jim and His Sister-In-Law-Day 1 Preface: Monday my sister-in-law, Bea, and I saw Sally, my wife, and Jack, Sally's brother/Bea's husband, off at the local airport. Sally was to help Jack with a big business opportunity. They would be gone until Friday and Sally's instructions to Bea were for her to take good care of me! For the rest of the d...