Humor & Satire
The following is an imaginary press conference held by President William Jefferson Clinton on January 19, 2001
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States!
(Applause)
"Good afternoon. As this is my last full day in office, I decided to hold a final press conference during which I will put to rest speculation regarding my involvement wi...
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by
PleasingTeasing
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
It was two a.m. on a Saturday night and while I sometimes got calls at this time, I was not usually impressed with them. Reaching across to the bedside table cursing under my breath I grabbed my phone and my heart sunk.
Gypsy! All manner of thoughts going through my mind about what might be wrong in the second and a half between seeing her name and saying h...
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by
GettingItDone
on Sep 25, 2017
BDSM
I had a fun time shopping for lingerie with Addison, and even let out another of my dark secrets from my time as Sage's submissive. I had told her about my evening in which I performed oral services in the glory hole booths. As she had for all my other revelations, Addison was not at all put off by it, and in fact seemed quite interested to experience someth...
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by
Master_Vassago
on Sep 26, 2017
BDSM
As I left the bedroom that evening after shaving I saw her, naked, watching the moon come through the window as she stood there. Now was the time I decided to make two of her fantasies a reality. I reached inside my overnight bag and pulled out a pair of leather wrist cuffs. I knew that I could secure them to the eyelet above the window that you were able to...
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by
Justwords
on Aug 27, 2019
Novels and Novellas
The old wooden planks squeaked as I walked into the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator and poured myself a glass of fresh milk. I took a sip as I stood at the window and observed the beautiful day and the sway of the trees in the gentle breeze. Opting to enjoy my beverage under the shade of such a tree, I opened the back door and stepped outside.
Merely two...
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by
rosah128
on Sep 24, 2019
NonHuman
This is my first attempt at writing a naughty story, so take it easy on me. I've always been a major fan of Literotica and wanted to try my hand at it. Constructive criticism welcome.
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Nestled in the valley below the mountain ranges of Balenciaga townsfolk bustled about the stone streets frantically preparing for the King's arrival. The King was an e...
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by
tkoberon
on Dec 24, 2019
Loving Wives
"Sshhh, quietly," James hissed. Yet his cock pistoned into my cunt, threatening to send me off on a fourth orgasm. If he continued this way that one would be even louder than the previous three. We were in danger of waking my husband or my very inquisitive daughter.
When I threw a wild invitation to my husband's cousin I only half expected that he would act...
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Anal
I felt the warmth of her large ass on my face, her heady smell was lingering in the air. I reached forward to grab her large globes. Right as I was about to touch her beautiful ass, I awoke.
"No!" I thought. It had just been a dream.
I couldn't stop thinking about Lili. When she jumped into my mind a smile always slid across my face. I was so attracted to...
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by
Mila_Roe
on Aug 21, 2018
Toys & Masturbation
Kayla Logan let out a sigh of relief the moment her front door closed behind her. Reflexively she kicked off her heels and dropped her purse beside the table, collapsing on her couch with a gentle thud. Thank baby Jesus it was Friday. It had been a long week for Kayla. In fact, last week had been long too and so had the week before that. For nine months stra...
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by
l8bloom
on Dec 12, 2018
Fetish
All characters in this story are age 18 or older.
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My interlude with Lisa was almost too intense. I didn't know how much longer I could resist the urge to make love to her properly, then spoon with her, touching my lips to her neck as she fell asleep.
At home in the shower I could not stop fantasizing about spending the night with her. I thought about ho...
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