PROLOGUE A quartet of young adults gather to hear the tale of Moses, a former slavedriver turned shepherd and studly husband, who leads his people to freedom with the aid of divine Big Dick Energy. We begin at the seder table, where four young twentysomethings (THE FOUR CHILDREN) have gathered to hear the story of the EXXXodus. They are: RACHEL, The Good...
Note- I do not own the rights to the Asterix work and do not claim to do so. The characters portrayed here do not reflect those in the comics. Nor have I ever met Nicole and this story is total fiction./ xxx Having been fired yet again by Simon Cowell, Nicole found herself with some time to spare for a vacation. The gorgeous singer and dancer flew to Hawa...
I stepped onto the verandah quietly. I did not wish to disturb my lord Amenhotep. He had removed the concerns of his status, and was clothed in a simple linen kilt, much the same as mine. His only adornment was a bracelet that circled his left arm, a golden figure of the lion-headed goddess Sekhmet upon it. He noticed my approach, however, and as he bound a...
Chapter 1: Quite a Surprise It's the year 2304 and quite a few things have changed. She really surprises me at the doorway. My drive home was a long, ugly brood. Up for the promotion to Assistant Regional Sales Manager. Big deal. After eight years of busting my hump. Definitely better money. And a nice office. The competition? Ed Farley and Jason Blue. O...
Chapter 13: Screwing Up, Making Up, A Party ***Saturday & Sunday, August 17th and 18th, 2304*** Saturday and Sunday were just like that. Suck, fuck, rinse, repeat. Blowjobs of course. Alicia was blowing me and swallowing pretty much nonstop. Sometimes swallowing straight out of the container and sometimes letting cum dribble over her lips and chin to her t...
Hey! How's everyone doing? This is just a quick foreword for you – this story is definitely not historically accurate (Henutsen was a queen consort in the 4th dynasty, whereas Djoser and Sekhemkhet were both Pharaohs in the 3rd dynasty. I just needed a name that wasn't too difficult to pronounce), but a lot of the details are true, and can be found on Wikipe...
When Timon woke, I was propped on one elbow watching him. "I must prepare your morning meal. And if a visitor should come, they would not expect to find us -" He nodded, and I slid from the bed and walked through the arch into the kitchen. Amsi had sent a slave at first light with more food, and I coaxed the fire under the oven into life, sliding a tray of...
Preface In my first story, The Devil's Gateway, one of the main characters—Liv—teaches a class for lesbians who have, or had, great difficulty with Christian doctrines that have caused them much discomfort with regard to their undeniable lesbianism. Liv termed her class as The Truth of the Lies. The lies she exposes are the so-called inerrant truths as pre...
Several weeks had passed. I got to make myself at home in the crypt of the Pharaoh, even had my own little pile of sand to sleep on. At first they offered me to sleep in one of the old sarcophagi but I humbly refused. Not because I was creeped out by the former resting places of dead people, no of course not, it was out of respect! Anyways, with no knowledg...
Tobe's hand hovered a couple inches over the butt of the .38 in his belt. He felt sweat worm its way down his back. He could smell it. The gun barrel pressing against his spine drilled through his plastered shirt. The room was dead quiet, but laughter filled his head. It was Sheila's laughter, laughing at him, just like in the dream, that goddamned dream. Th...