Fucked up fuck Parody Alert Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
I did something bad. Real bad. The guilt... It's eating me alive. Maybe if I write things down, I can make some sense out of what happened. I can figure out why I did what I did. Where do I start? I guess I should give a little background. Tommy Knight and I have been best friends for as long as I can remember. We goofed off in sandboxes togethe...
I walk up just like any other day, miserably while rolling out of bed. Reason why, I'm always miserable because I can't get some pussy in my life. Yes that's common but, all my friends are getting and I feel like I'm being left out. My hard on never helps either, no matter how many times I stay up all night beating my meat. It just pops right back up....I gu...
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
Hello again everyone, thank you for all the response and excitement from my first two pieces, I definitely am hoping that each one is better than the last. This series is one I am particularly excited about, and I hope you all enjoy it. I know that many of you enjoy the butt stuff, so I wanted to make sure that there is a series that is dedicated to that, be...
Short story about cuckolding... Kelly Madison and Ryan Madison... and Me "Sit there and watch, bitch!" Kelly smacks Ryan in the face, pulling his head back, spitting right in his fucking face. "You're gonna sit there and watch James fuck me. A real man with a real cock, you little dick bitch!" Kelly smacks him again, then walks over to me. She's wearing a...
Shanni called me and said she was no longer going to see those other two men. She said she let them go and they understood. Of course I didn't believe they would just understand and made her tell me how she broke it off with them. Shanni said she invited each one to the club on Thursday night and told each one when they arrived. She said she would have one...
It was another hot night in Southern California, but the temperature had nothing to do with it. Kari was good to go after a couple of hours of dancing and drinking at the local club. She could hardly wait to get back to her place. Her roommate was out of town for the weekend and we had the room they shared in the dorm all to ourselves. In the elevator on th...