Expectations: Alexander Devoe is one of the finest purveyors of pornography currently working the circuit. It's hard to imagine anything that's subpar coming out of him or his studios so I'm heading into this with high expectations, especially considering the cast has two of my favorite harlots, Phoenix Marie who can do no wrong (well she does things that ar...
This is a huge freak fucking sleazy ass sex parody series... It ain't real. THIS IS A SUPER SIZED SERIES OF MY PERVERTED FANTASIES... IT TIES TOGETHER A MAIN STORY WITH DIFFERENT SIDE STORIES INTO ONE PERVERTED WORLD... IT COMBINES REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES WITH TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... MY FREAKY AND WILD FAMILY WILL BE ADDED AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN THE DI...
This is a freaky ass fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real... But it's hot "I invited both you ladies here tonight, to do a spread, that'll knock out every other porn mag spread. It's, Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj. Two hotties showing those hot ass bodies. "Well daddy.... You can see my hot ass body anytime you want... but that bitch, can suck a dick. Ho." Card...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real Stars Of This Story : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Beyonce (Herself) Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) Professor Gaia (Herself) Christy Canyon (Herself) "Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help...
This is a sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real Hollywood, CA. 1:30 pm A Photography Studio I had rented out a very expensive studio to do a photoshoot... or so I thought... that would make a lot of noise... and make me a lot of money. It was a double photoshoot between two of the biggest name women in sports... former UFC and current WWE Women's Champion Ro...
"Mmmmhummm yes baby yes!" Stacy called out to no one in particular, not even the chilled and peeled cucumber she was using for lack of a proper dildo. The only response she got was from her computer screen, which promptly flickered and crashed. She lost her perfect fantasy jpeg, yet again! "God Damn Windows!" Stacey wondered if she was ever going to cum t...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...
"Where are they?" Danny muttered, looking around the floor. He'd been at the club for 10 minutes, and still hadn't caught sight of Sara or Christina. Sara had texted him to meet them there after work, but the reception was so bad inside, he had no chance of getting through to her now that he was actually there. Of course, with the music blaring, he wouldn't...
THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...