A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
Sex Slut Sex Parody I've been married to former ESPN hottie Sarah Spain for a year. As a matter of fact, today is our anniversary. We are gonna celebrate big time tonight. I hired her away from ESPN to work for me at my website. It's a very successful... and profitable... sports website with a catch. You see we specialize in sex and sports. We combine hot c...
THIS IS A FUCKED UP FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL (Massaging Kathie Lee's shoulders)... "You'll do great gorgeous." (Kathie Lee looking stressed out)... "Thank you sweetheart. I know you want the best for me and I know I can do the job, but it's a lot of work... getting back into the groove here." I was encouraging my girlfriend, Dr Kathie Lee Gifford. Her...
It was a summer morning with the birds chirping around. No loud vehicles driving past the neighborhood, it was a quaint scene of a very perfect residential area. Contrastingly, the scene of complete complementing elements became diverse by an odd couple. On one side was a rough-looking older male, on the other, it was a slice of chocolate-made sight of a we...
CHAPTER 10: LEGAL ASS PHAT LOLI'S CUM OF AGE (part 2) Chuck's mouth went dry despite the sip of coffee. The bulging butt cheeks of Makena lit up a fire of desire inside Chuck. His eyes were fixated over the sight of the plush curve. Chuck stood up in trance and with stiff movements, he walked towards the expectant yet shy face of Makena. Looking at Chuck a...
Sex And Moonshine Parody Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California... Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever." Everyone erupts into cheers and...
Author’s note: At the end of this chapter there is query. Anyone who wishes to comment on it, please do. Chapter 4 My Full Initiation into the “Sluthood” My Sluthood commencement exercises ensue… “I need some hard cock!” Chantel—who had been lying on the bed beside me masturbating while watching me get my double jollies—yelled. “At least two… and I need...
Chloe awoke startled by the morning alarm clock. She was a 22 year old girl going to a local art institute for graphics design, she had long black hair, stood 5'11" tall only weighing 135lbs most of which stood proudly on her chest with her 32G cup breasts. "Oh shit its 9:00, I've only got 45 minutes to get ready and get to my first class!" she said staring...
This is a perverted funhouse fuck parody... It ain't real "This is great babe... It looks like so much fun." "Yeah babe... it's wild... It makes me horny." I was in the control room to my newest perverted idea... a Sex Funhouse. I built it in my backyard. It's two floors of perverted sex fun. There are different rooms and fun places to get off sexually......
WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...