It's All About The Cheating 01 By : DickThePimp New series all about the wacky world of cheating... Every story has the same theme, but a different cast just like Trailer Park Sex Addict "Hurry up, before James gets up. Oooooohhhhhhhh.... Uhhhhhhhhhh... SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!" My girl Hazel is riding my buddy Spence's fat white dick in his trailer across the p...
It all started one Sunday afternoon, 6 days before Byron's girlfriend, Candice's birthday. Candice was going to turn 20 and she was excited to finally reach that age. Byron didn't care how old she was though. He just wanted what was between those luscious thighs. Candice was about 5'6, 120 with a booty that just makes you want to bow down and worship it. Sh...
Having a nice time on my flight home from Georgia. Making out with an old friend and fuck buddy Paula Deen while everybody watches. I love being watched. First class is about half full, so a bunch of prying eyes watching Paula jerk my seven inches while we tongue fuck, and while I molest her old titties through her white blouse. I unbutton it most of the way...
In college, I dated this guy named Reggie. Reggie was a cool dude, but he never left me alone. As big as his dick was, he was that annoying and paranoid. Reggie had a bad habit of accusing my friend Cameron of trying to fuck me. First off, Cameron was gay. Secondly, Cameron was white. I'm not racist or anything; it's just that everyone knows white guys don'...
White Trash Fuck Parody Warning: This series contains depraved and fucked up sex including incest... bdsm... sexual domination... pimps and hoes... and tons of pissing... OH FUCKING YEAH!! My family will appear at different times throughout the series, as will my wives, girlfriends and other celebrities Episode 01: The Rednecks Of Beverly Hills Hey ther...
PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... MAY 14TH 2019 Hey there......
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...
WE FUCK... ITS WHAT WE DO!... "Honey... snookums... why exactly is there a giant monster truck in the driveway? Hmmm?" "That's just James' new monster truck. Eat some cereal." "James' new monster truck? My son... who I love by the way... bought another monster truck?" Yes. He wrecked the last one. You remember. Now eat." "Honey bun... I DON'T WANT TO E...
IT'S A FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES HOMEY This series is loosely based on the Friday movies... It focuses on black women/white men sex... It's fucked up and filthy... Light 'em up and kick back... It's time to get faded and XXX rated homies... "Can I please get in my friggin' bathroom... thank you very friggin' much!" My Dad (Dr Evil) "In a minute... calm do...
This is a sleazy fuck parody series... It ain't real. This is my new series about non pornstar celebrity women who decide to make a porn movie... It's a simple concept, with a lot of sleazy freaky fun... This series will mix real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was approached by a rich perverted freak... kind...