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Mark loosened his tie and exhaled as he slumped back into the bar chair. He grasped the cold pint of beer the bartender had just poured, enjoying his first calm moment of the day. He'd flown out to Las Vegas two nights ago for a conference two days ago, and between the constant networking jet lag, he was exhausted. "If didn't know any better I'd assume wer...
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SEX PARODY CAST : JAMES (ME) SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS) MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS) MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD) I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
"I really think you're going to like this girl," Jean said. "She's like you, just looking for fun, nothing serious. She's not a slut or anything, but she's definitely horny. You might even get a little action." Jean was referring to a girl named Amy she was trying to set me up with. It had been months since I'd been laid last and although part of me wanted...
"You almost done Lilly?" "Almost." I was anxious for the weekend, but it wasn't because I had something to do. It was simply because I don't think people could understand how much pressure could be put on a person from a small print company in the middle of the city. We had a lot of high brow clientele and when lawyers want their paperwork they want it yes...
"Well how much more of it can you bring out of me?" "How much more do you want me to bring out?" "All of it baby, all of it. I want you to make me your complete cumslut, and even move onto the next level eventually." "The next level? Are you referring to what I think you are referring to?" "Yes Ma'am, that's exactly what I am referring to. I'd love to b...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
Charlotte Staff, sitting on her sofa in her living room reading a book when a knock on her door moves her to see who is there. She is surprised to see Tony, a childhood friend of her sons. Charlotte quickly lets him in and they began chatting about what's new, how's the family and so forth. Tony tells her that her is getting married soon and she hugs him and...