You've come over to my shared workspace, a cubical I rent in a large semi-open loft. I have a door with a window that looks out on a corridor of shared spaces but it's mostly private. You're here so I can help you with a mundane problem with your laptop which I set on my desk and being the tedious process of spyware removal. "Someone's been surfing porn sit...
My phone buzzed somewhere in my bedroom. I opened my eyes, I was still dead tired from the workout that Janet put me through. Who is Janet? Yeah, that's Jenny's mom. She got tired of calling her Jenny's mom. Janet laid next to me with one of my t-shirts on and nothing else. I thought very seriously about continuing our workout session, but now I needed to...
Alex poured the pancake batter into the frying pan. He normally didn't go to too much trouble cooking breakfast, but today was a special occasion. He took a sip of his instant coffee as the pancake cooked in the pan. Then the hairs on the back of his neck stood up. He got the feeling that the ghost was going to make an appearance again. It wasn't an actual...
My trainer once asked me if there was anywhere on my paper route that is secluded enough for a morning tryst of phone sex. I knew of a place about three quarters into the route. It was unlit and off the beaten trail. I have been driving past it for the past four months and have yet to see a car, truck, or better yet, a police car. So this morning I told him...
The walk home from the bar gives me much to ponder. I dwell upon each of the night's flashpoints, torturing my mind and body with a plethora of pointless what-ifs. The moment has passed, and no matter how I choose to beat myself up about the evening's affairs, the fate of what could have been will always be lost to me, as it is to everyone. Still, I ponder...
She was driving through town, and pulled to a stop at a light, her phone went off, the text tone, she reached down and pressed the button to pull it up. "I see you, little whore." the message said from a totally unknown number. She rolled her eyes, and tapped out a reply. "Wrong number." She set the phone down and drove on when the light turned green. Her...
The phone didn't ring. Susan wavered back and forth between staring at the phone and staring away. She remembered her mother always told her, "A watched pot will never boil." Susan wondered if that cliche' went for telephones or even lives. Her house looked different, hell, it was different. Black cars were parked all around it and inside there was a murmur...
So imagine this, I'm at a bar with a couple of friends, watching the football and I decide to go and take a piss. I can hear an electronic bleeping from one of the stalls where somebody's playing with their phone. I finish up, zip up, and go and wash my hands. I dry them, and just as I'm heading back out, I hear this girl's voice. Coming from behind me. "E...
"What is it you keep looking at?" Harriet's boyfriend asked as he disentangled his lips from hers. Harriet shook her head back and forth and closed her eyes. Before she could do anything more she felt the tingle of his hand as it moved to her breast. Opening her mouth slightly she let the wet warmth of his tongue press in between her lips. Her tongue connec...
**Satirical view on the how-to's of phone sex** On-line relationships. They are everywhere, in all forms. On all levels. I have had a few. I have a few. On various levels. But what happens when you take that on-line relationship one step further? I’m talking about the ultimate experience of a long distance relationship where two can merge emotionally and sh...