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Spreading Seeds Ch. 01

by JackLuis on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

We rode into the Barney, New Mexico just after noon on the 15th of March, 2357. It was 250 odd years after the "Fist of Allah had Smote the Heathen". That plague had reduced mankind to 1 percent of it former Billions. The resulting chaos cost the remaining population modern agriculture and just as well as the refineries collapsed the oil had no way to be c...

Mr. Mutton is NOT Elvis Presley

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

It was just after midday when Elvis Mutton drove into the Plymouth Hotel car park on the West Coast of New Zealand in the pink Cadillac with a white roof as personalised number plates, 'MEMPHIS'. Elvis had purchased the wreck from a junkyard in Reefton in the South Island for fifty bucks plus the cost of four new white-wall tyres. He checked in to the cheap...

Time Out - The Consequences

by imhapless on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

I didn't have a sequel to Time Out, which appeared in Loving Wives on July 28, 2016, in mind when I published it, and normally I would never consider doing a sequel to a story so poorly rated. However, because I REALLY like the story myself, and because I got enough comments and emails begging for a sequel, I have relented. What I do NOT do, however (at leas...

License to Fuck

by BabyGirlPrecious on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I left the 7-11, the clerk, and Officer Perkins and fairly skipped home. I was no longer freezing, having been totally heated with two great fucks by Officer Perkins and a wonderful clit suck by the store clerk. And I had not spent a dime in the process. And, boy! Was I tired! All I wanted to do now was shower and crawl into bed. The hot water ran over my...

Spreading Seeds Ch. 14

by JackLuis on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 14 -Old Technologies "Josh. Josh, the sun is coming up," Lenore said in my ear. I heard the words but I didn't really hear them. I thought that Charlotte had let me stay the night at her place, and her breast in my mouth was smooth and warm and I just snuggled down between them with my face in her breasts and smiled. "Josh you need to get up, you...

Gone Fishin

by jmmj5 on Mar 9, 2020
Loving Wives

Author's note. Relax everyone this is just a little bit of fluff to lighten your day. Not really advancing the genre, but hopefully you'll find it entertaining. Spectacularly short for one of my offerings (don't worry, I have an 8 or 9 pager coming). I originally tried to condense it to meet the 750 word challenge, but finally said screw it; I couldn't make...

"What could be the harm in that?"

by ragnarok1 on May 22, 2019
Loving Wives

This story is a bit long. If you're looking for a lot of sex you won't find it here. There is only enough sex to make the story work. My reason for writing was to show how decisions we make affect more than just ourselves. I hope you enjoy it and appreciate any and all comments. ***** She walked out the door. I knew it was going to happen. It had been com...

Harrie

by abroadsword on Sep 15, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

This is a work of fiction and any similarity between events depicted and those recently reported in the press is entirely coincidental. "Harry, do you love me?" Rhoda asked suddenly, completely spoiling my mood. "No," I replied, as I pulled out of her, with my tool sort of shrinking and oozing slime into the condom without me actually cumming. "Why not...

Sylvia's Next Door Affairs

by Cleevedreams on Dec 30, 2019
Mature

The affair with Sylvia began in the week before Christmas. Sylvia was just forty. I and Janet were both fifty one, and had lived next door since just after Sylvia's husband had passed away two years ago. When we moved in I had noticed how attractive she was, how could any red blooded male not notice her shapely ass, and well proportioned tits. Her red ha...

Asylum

by gaytheist on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

It took me two full days to drive from South Carolina to Vermont, and the farther north I drove the more elusive I became. I was escaping a teaching job that had become unbearably stressful, a school year that had ended traumatically, and by the time I reached the scattered dairy farms of hilly upstate New York, I even allowed the illusion I had somehow esca...