Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company -Mark Twain Lucifer ***** Hell. My domain, my home, my kingdom. Here in the lake of fire, I overlooked the damned as they scream in agony. They screamed, and demanded for punishment here in the inferno. There was not a single soul here who does not call this place their home. There was no such things a...
It started out in the usual way, with Leslie going downstairs to the corporate gym to exercise, just like she did nearly every day. For 30 minutes the petite blonde climbed up the stair climber. At 29, she was still proud of her body and she took care of it so that she would remain so. She stood around 5' 5" and weighed in around 101 pounds. After exercisi...
I Carla and I had been at the cabin for a full day all by ourselves. We were supposed to meet our friends John and Alice here, but they had been delayed a few days because of weather. So, we had a quiet dinner together, shared a bottle of wine and talked of old times. We have been friends forever, well, actually we were born on the same day, in the same ho...
Jake pulled up to the house with a big smile on his face. It was going to be a great day! Alexa was still humping the big dildo her daughter was holding when Jake got out of the van. He was anxious to get in the house. There was just not enough room in his pants for the four leather items and his big dick. Something had to go. He opened the side door of th...
( Rough Draft #2) Top of the day to you. Me name, is Shamus, Shamus Flint. Me own dear sweet Mum used to call me Shameless. Eye, there was little I could say or do that I felt any shame over. A lot of people have called me worse, from ass hole to crud fucking ass hole. Their name callen never did bother me, I figure that they was just repeatin things they...
Things had not been going well between my wife of 21 years and myself. We had begun to discuss divorce on a regular basis, and were both quite serious. We were not angry with each other. We had simply ceased to care very much. We had one child and he was two states away in college. We had purchased a home far more expensive than we could afford years ago. N...
As Lucy sat in her office sipping her tea she mentally listed all the accounts which needed to be reviewed by the end of the week. She was brought back to reality by a knock on the door. "Come in," she said. In walked the slightly larger lady from the accounting department, who Lucy suspected was being a lesbian, after this lady, Paula, had brought her fema...
Marjorie sighed heavily as she kept walking- Faster and faster, Mistress Carrie might be looking. She really was trying not to lag, but her breasts hurt SO MUCH, dragging that horrible chain behind. But Marjorie didn't want Mistress Carrie coming out with the spruce switch. Marjorie seen Mistress Carrie put a few of them in the bathtub, and the switches w...
Janine and her husband David have just left a party tonight. They are in a hurry to get home and make love to each other. They shouldn't be driving after drinking but they live nearby and decide to chance the short drive home; but, it turns out to be a very short drive... Author's Note: (Janine's thoughts are Italicized) I awoke with a start. Where am I?...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...