Call me Ishmael. No, I ain't after no damn white whale. My parents just had literary pretensions and a warped sense of humor. What I was hunting after last night though, was feminine companionship for the evening. A month of no nookie and I was horny as hell and determined to get laid even if I had to pay for it. I knew that with the temperature down arou...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
After being married for ten years Linda and we had discussed swinger clubs and our sexual fantasies which always lead to some pretty hot sex usually ending with me coming in her mouth as she masturbated with a vibrator in her pussy. This scene repeated itself often as we both fantasized her being fucked by another man while giving me a blowjob. At some point...
"SPENCE (The King Of Queens)... GET YOUR PUNK ASS OVER HERE! NOW!!" My dopey nerd/slave boy cousin runs over. "Shove your fucking little dick in Gretchen's mouth and feed her your fuckin cum! NOW!" He obeys. I'm fucking my bitch, former Miss America Gretchen Carlson on my dining room table, pounding the living fuck outta her blonde milf pussy, her legs on...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
That brought a happy end to George's latest Vegas trip. He'd paid Clarissa for their wonderful evening together. She'd seemed keen to leave following the sex, he'd half expected her to forget asking for the money! No such luck but it was the best grand he'd spent in a good long while. He'd returned home to the usual frostbitten reception. Joyless and suspici...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... UNFORTUNATELY MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. S...
Editors' note ... When you read this story please remember that Wintefrog is not a native to the English language. He is from Scandinavia and I give him kudos for his efforts ... We should read his work as if he were speaking it and appreciate the differences.....angel love. Many thanks to angel love for editing this story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ANDERS' STORY I...
Thaddeus was in his car a half hour later cruising along Washington Boulevard. He had one arm thrown across the passenger seat while he steered with one hand. Lying on the backseat was a knapsack in which he'd thrown a few items: clothes to wear for tomorrow along with shoes. A pouch bag that contained his toiletries; other house clothes to wear; three jazz...
All Day Long #2 The second chapter of this saga has less morally or stylistically redeeming qualities than chapter one. I apologize for our first encounter, but I was warming up my rhymes like the sunrise in the beaches of San Juan. The second day of my little trip begins with a mouth-bang stereotype, it continues with a jovially gay Joycean moment, and it...