Call me Ishmael. No, I ain't after no damn white whale. My parents just had literary pretensions and a warped sense of humor. What I was hunting after last night though, was feminine companionship for the evening. A month of no nookie and I was horny as hell and determined to get laid even if I had to pay for it. I knew that with the temperature down arou...
My name is Cindy, and I'm a female shape shifter. This is my story. Mating customs and the way the cosmic forces of the universe designed us non humans just flat out sucks for women. It doesn't matter what kind of shifter you are. Female shifters can't sense others of our kind unless we're in our animal forms. And that means that we can be in a room full o...
I Fuck... I Pimp...I Fuck Some More... My Life My Swagg Your Bitch Is My Bitch... My Life My Swagg You Come In My House... You're Gettin Fucked... My Life My Swagg Bow Down And Accept My Cock As Your Lord And Saviour... My Life My Swagg Looking in the mirror, checking out my new cock ring. It's big, it's cool... It's $250,000. Yep, gold plated, diamond...
WARNING : SLEAZY BIKER PORN PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT IS PERVERTED FREAKY TWISTED HARDCORE HEDONISTIC SLEAZY ASS WHITE TRASH FILTH AND DEPRAVED DEBAUCHERY THOUGH... YEAH IT'S DIRTY AS FUCK STORY : THE SLEAZY MOTHERFUCKERS MOTORCYLE CLUB TAKES OVER THE DARK UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD... WE MAKE PORN... WE SELL DRUGS... WE PIMP HOES... WE DO WHAT WE WANT WHE...
Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
PART TWO (In which Inara must teach two more and meets her master.) As Inara groggily awoke, she became aware of the presence of two men standing over her. She kept her eyes shut and assessed her situation. The companion was lying on her back on some kind of bed with her wrists bound with what felt like plastic zip ties. Her legs were bent and from the cool...
IT'S A FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES HOMEY This series is loosely based on the Friday movies... It focuses on black women/white men sex... It's fucked up and filthy... Light 'em up and kick back... It's time to get faded and XXX rated homies... "Can I please get in my friggin' bathroom... thank you very friggin' much!" My Dad (Dr Evil) "In a minute... calm do...
"Oh yeahhhhh. Do me good, sweetheart. Sexy man with the big, beautiful cock. Mmmmmmmmm. I'M BETTY FUCKING WHITE, BITCHES!" Gotta love my dear, horny ass friend Betty White. I'm loving her riding... grinding, and bouncing on... my fat dick right about now, for sure. She's an old... no pun intended... friend of the family. My bedroom is rockin with the sweet s...
We sat there staring despondently at the ground. We had searched through all our bags and pockets and had nothing like the money we needed to pay for the hot sex sessions we had each enjoyed with the hot, hung Dutch whore. The guy, the pimp, who had previously been all smiles and friendly encouragement, very quickly changed in demeanour when he discovered we...
It never fails, whenever I'm alone with my cousin Robert he manages to seduce me. And no matter how I try to evade him sooner or later we're going be alone. My consolation in this affair is that he's sterile. It was the result of a childhood accident. I was there when it happened. Needless to say, the incident left him handicap and saved a many girl the pain...