THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... UNFORTUNATELY MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. S...
"May, flag our waiter Nick down and order another bottle of roditas. Eric is squeezing the empty one dry and I think that he's gonna hurt his hands." We all laughed. Being slightly tipsy, we watched a much more tipsy Eric try to 'wring' more wine out of our third bottle. It was pretty funny. Rob was the DD tonight and I know that May has a bottle of Knob Cre...
This story was written by request. (Note* Laura & Larry always ask for stories in which Laura is taken by a strange black man without her knowing about it until after the fact.) Larry's persistence that they wait for the crowd at the concert to file out before them in their head long pursuit to return to their homes was normally a valid idea. If there were...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
All characters are at least 18 years of age Chapter 5 – We made over $11000 in one weekend – Wanna make even more!!! OR – How I Sweet Talked My Big Black Daddy Into Being My Pimp As the alarm went off at 6:00am Marcus heard the shower running. Meagan was already up and in the shower. Laughing he thought to himself – Yeah she had a major clean up job to...
This is a pimptastic fuck parody series... It ain't real playa Superpimp 01 Star of this story : Shanna Moakler Family member in this story : My Cousin Kate Upton (Herself) I was waiting for my newest ho, former Miss USA Shanna Moakler. You see, pimpin' is my game. It's my life. I'm the 24kt gold plated, diamond daddy of the sex biz. They call me Superp...
I was still sound asleep when my cellphone rang at 11:00 am. It was BJ. "So what time did you get home last night?" He was trying to sound upbeat...dude knew I took a late call for him, and he knew he'd be waking me up. "Well BJ, it wasn't last night; it was 7:30 this morning. The client wanted me to spend the night." He liked hearing that. "So, how much...
This is the third installment of Woodsman. As always, there is no sexual situations with anyone under 18. Actually there is no sex at all in this chapter. This chapter deals mostly with Vivian's mother, her decline and justification for what she became. The first two chapters set the stage for Vivian and Rob. As always, my editor Candace Frazier has done an...
I was in a motel room. The one I practically lived in since I had been working for Mike. (I had learned by now that I wasn't working "with" him...) Let's keep it simple. Mike was my pimp and I had been whoring for him for almost a year now. That night, I was getting prepared for the evening when I heard a knock at the door. I took for granted that it was my...
All Day Long #2 The second chapter of this saga has less morally or stylistically redeeming qualities than chapter one. I apologize for our first encounter, but I was warming up my rhymes like the sunrise in the beaches of San Juan. The second day of my little trip begins with a mouth-bang stereotype, it continues with a jovially gay Joycean moment, and it...