There are moments in life when genius strikes even the most average of intellects. Take the invention of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich for example. Despite its apparent violation of the laws of nature, and despite the subsequent arguments of conspiracy theorists, it was not invented by members of the Manhattan Project during their lunch break. We can...
Later that morning, Kelly called two of her school buddies. Kelly invited Susan and Debbie over for the day and to spend the night. Kelly went to her mom’s room to how she was holding up. “Doing ok, Mom?” Kelly asked. “I’m ok. I’m just a little worn out from all the events of the last day. I had no idea that I was even capable of this. I can’t believe how...
One Saturday afternoon, I am told that I am going to disgrace myself. Ma'am tells me that we will be going out together that evening. As usual for our evening soirees in public, I have my identity stolen. The ritual begins: my body is waxed, my cock is locked away to prevent any unsightly bulges from appearing, I am dressed in lightly coloured and figure hug...
It has been two hours in traffic after chugging more than a liter of ice, cold water. The gridlock seemed to have no way of clearing up any time sooner and my bladder ached uncomfortably inside. I was cold and sweaty at the same time. The air conditioning was rather confusing. But one thing was really clear. I had to pee. Urgently. Like right now. The way my...
Written by knowledge é known as mrurethra all mail to the link below. Sincerity Something snaps (mother's mouth). There is a group of about five men, and they are all standing around a woman who is lying on a low bed. She is wearing a wedding dress, her legs are spread apart, and her hand is at her crotch. She is shitting into her hand. Once she has a s...
"Welcome to the Orange County sir," Mark flashed a pleasant smile at the bald, grumpy, pot-bellied customer who just walked in through the gold panelled doors of the classy restaurant. Mark glanced briefly at the man. He seemed to be in his 50's and hardly met anyone's gaze. The captain of the restaurant, an older man, ushered the customer to his table and t...
I was very close to coming but I was determined not to. The fact that Shafiq, an eighteen year old pupil in our school, had watched me porking my girlfriend's pooper minutes earlier only served to make me even hornier. I pulled my rock-hard erection out of Emma's fudge-tunnel and dropped to my knees behind her. Her hairy shit-ring gaped invitingly and I bega...
Author's Note: I originally posted this story under the name zeke81. Time has passed and I've had several suggestions about improving this story so I am submitting this revised version. Please feel free to read the version posted under zeke81 and let me know which version you think is better. ZENDO_ARGOS ------------------------------------------------ Fo...
Man, do I love the beach! So much female-ass just hangin' out for all to see... I fucking love it! Girls go there half-naked just to flaunt their bodies, and flash as much of their pussies, asses and tits to us guys as they can, and good times are had by all. Once I was sun-bathing on this beach in Thailand, checking out the crowds of smoking-hot 19-year-ol...
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...