Li-Wen's Email Ch. 01: Lost Virginity Four years ago I had some business dealings with a factory in the Chinese city of Puning City, Guangdong Province. I was booked, by my Chinese counterpart, for a week into the three-star JingYe Hotel. It was the best hotel in the city and the only one to have western style hotel facilities. I had the good fortune then o...
Chapter 9: Toilet Training Part 9 of 14 at this point. Many thanks to lovesexandmore for helping to edit this story. She's had a long day and is finally ready for bed. A nice hot shower and maybe some sex is just what she has in mind. But first, time to use the facilities and get ready. As she steps into the bathroom, she hears footsteps behind her and r...
Freak Fucking Sex Parody I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty...
PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... MAY 14TH 2019 Hey there......
As I walked through the parking garage I heard a faint echo of a song. It sounded a little like the theme song for ALIAS. I figured it was just someone's cell phone. As I approached the car, I realized the sound was actually coming from my briefcase. The new cell phone tucked in the front pocket must have been the surprise gift that my wife Alison had mentio...
"Real Life Chronicles of Horny Women— The Contract" I had been chatting with him for three months when we first met. During that time, I discovered his likes, dislikes and desires. I knew so much about him, that when I arrived at the station, having him first hand me the signed contract wasn't unexpected. I had spent the previous month drafting our agreeme...
I am never satisfied. Plain vanilla sex bored me a long time ago. I 'wore out' the missionary position by my early teens. And then, I found women boring by the time I turned twenty. Certain guys were a real turn-on for me. But it was awhile before I had the courage to venture out to gay scenes, and it took even longer for me to come out. When I did, I wasted...
The future wife: connoisseur of anal sex and water sports The woman who later became my psychotic ex-wife had a playful, sexual streak when we first started dating. That ardour dampened during our nuptials but for the purposes of this story, her later mental issues don't need to plague us but her initial insatiable appetite for anal sex and water sports do...
There are moments in life when genius strikes even the most average of intellects. Take the invention of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich for example. Despite its apparent violation of the laws of nature, and despite the subsequent arguments of conspiracy theorists, it was not invented by members of the Manhattan Project during their lunch break. We can...
SWAGGED OUT SEX CRAZED SWINGING IN NYC... REAL LIFE MEETS THE TV AND MOVIE WORLD... SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY AS SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY GETS... READ ON MOTHERFUCKERS "It's so daunting working here. I mean, working for James is an honor, but the whole hedonist/swinger thing is hard to get a grip on. I'm not used to that at all." "Well... don't worry Gretchen. Yo...