I'm Karla, and last New Year's Eve I was out drinking in the pub with my best friend Simone, bringing in the New Year in the traditional way - down the pub getting plastered, haha. Of course drinking resulted in a need to go to the loo quite often, but as the place grew more and more crowded this became more of a hassle. Eventually, the queue for the ladies'...
Freak Fucking Sex Parody I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty...
(This is a new story which I've just written and have shared elsewhere. I hope you enjoy it, but if Watersports isn't your thing, you may like to let it pass you by.) *** Archie woke up feeling a little groggy and rubbed his eyes. Anne, his wife was already awake by his side and listening to the Radio 4 news. Turning to him, she greeted him with a tender k...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...
PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... MAY 14TH 2019 Hey there......
You returned your attention to the black cock in your mouth and were really giving him a great blowjob while fondling his balls and fingering his ass. It wasn't long before you felt a familiar sensation in your ass as the pimpled face guy starting cumin, filling your ass with his load of cum. Just as you closed your eyes to relish the sensation in your ass,...
Harry, twenty five, good looking and gay finally made it home from work. It was nine in the evening, still very hot and he was sweating and wet with perspiration, shirt sticking to his back and his bottom where it was tucked inside his white briefs. It did not help that Harry was standing in the middle of the kitchen and pissing his pants, the pee gushing ar...
*this is our 1st story so we hope that you people like it ^_^. This story is my (Johnny's) point of view of the beginnings of our sexy relationship. Send us feedback on what you think about this story and what u want us to write about* Ok, so this is like really crazy. I never pictured myself to be going out with Katelin. She just never seemed like the pers...
I Fuck... I Pimp...I Fuck Some More... My Life My Swagg Your Bitch Is My Bitch... My Life My Swagg You Come In My House... You're Gettin Fucked... My Life My Swagg Bow Down And Accept My Cock As Your Lord And Saviour... My Life My Swagg Looking in the mirror, checking out my new cock ring. It's big, it's cool... It's $250,000. Yep, gold plated, diamond...
Setting: It has been the night of the office Christmas party. All the staff members have had a fantastic time and have enjoyed both the free drink and each other. After the party, Lesley, the office manager has persuaded a group of the girls to head back to the office for one last drink from a secret stash she has hidden away. A number of the girls agree and...