This is a parody... It is not real. *** My girlfriend Stephanie McMahon had moved in with me recently. She had left her husband for me because, not only does she love me, but also because we are sexual soulmates. As you all know by now, I'm a freak sexually. I dig wild, kinky, dirty sex. Stephanie does also, so we make a perfect match. The fact that she's...
It wasn't until she was on the subway, holding tightly to her bag of sex toys and texting her boyfriend with one hand, that she realized how badly she needed to piss. Eliza had gotten off work and bolted straight home, desperate to get ready and head to Nathan's as soon as possible: she had showered and changed her clothes, grabbed a snack, and fingered her...
*N.B.: All characters depicted in sex scenes are 18+ ***** Part 1: It was the end of another long day of High School, and the end of Phys. Ed. (aka "Gym"), which was perfect for Senior Jake, who liked having the locker room to himself. He could take naughty pisses anywhere he liked, such as some of the lockers, a sink or two that was plugged up, but espec...
We were five satiated, sleek bitches filing into the bathroom, drunk on orgasms and a little weak at the knees. And it was all my doing. See, there's nothing I like as much as arranging little dyke orgies for a gaggle of foxy babes like myself, good-lookers who know how to turn on a slut and make her pussy steam and her clit swell! Here we all were in the b...
Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
Author's note: This will be the final chapter of the auditor tales. The story is partly fictional, partly accurate. Francis is real. I have met her in the office and we had a great time whenever we were together. We don't live together after all. I left the company to explore other things. We still have contact. On a regular basis we talk to each other over...
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...
Shelly's last orgasm had sent a river of juices running from her pussy down the cleft of her ass cheeks. The stranger's tongue followed that trail, lapping up every drop. She felt his hands on her ass, his thumbs sliding in between, spreading her wide. An involuntary moan slipped out from between her lips as she felt his eyes feast on her gleaming asshole. H...
Liliana sighed with joy as she entered the steaming bath in her royal quarters. She had just returned from a visit to Lady Tavena's estate in the countryside, and the journey home had been utterly miserable. A heavy summer squall fell upon the travelling party several miles before they reached the capital city, leaving everyone sodden, shivering, and miserab...