I want to tell you about an ex-girlfriend of mine, Kay, who was by far the wildest, most exciting, and also craziest girl I have ever been out with. In appearance think Suzy Quattro aged about 21: small, lithe, feisty, long blond hair, blue eyes, usually dressed in tight, sky-blue jeans and leather jacket, and with a wild-child personality to match. She spok...
It's a fuck parody... It ain't real "Why is this bitch here James? You know I hate her. She took my job and she's a puny little twat." Kathie Lee asks me... upset she's sitting mere feet from her arch enemy. "Puny little twat? Where'd you learn that one grandma?" Kelly... pissed off. "Why would you wanna fuck her anyway? She's a walking STD advertisemen...
I had been standing back watching the action and had my cock out stroking it. You looked over at me saying, "Are you ready for me to suck the cum out of that rod you are holding?" "No, but I still like having your mouth around me dick. Why don't you turn around and bend over so I can slip my cock inside your pussy a few times, then you can lick me clean lik...
We are out for a hike, you and I. This time at one of your favorite trails. It is late spring. My favorite time of the year. The leaves on the trees are that light green color that only happens in the spring. The grass is long and lush. This place is filled with rolling fields divided by wooded tracts. We start our trek to I know not where. It doesn't matte...
Regular readers of this series may remember how I first asked Vanessa to let me watch her piss during our honeymoon. At first she had been embarrassed about doing this, but I told her that she mustn't be ashamed of anything to do with her body, and she soon grew comfortable with it. I pissed in front of her too, and sometimes got her to hold my dick as I did...
I remember the day it happened. It was a day that I had no control over the situation at hand. I had left my office and stared to head home on the interstate. Now, it usually doesn't take me more than about twenty minutes to get from my office to my home on a weeknight with traffic and all. Something told me to stop by the men's room on my way out of the bui...
Fuck Parody My lucky day. Here I am, in this fucking elevator with just one other person. The sex gods have shined upon me... the other person is super busty supermodel Kate Upton. I'm not her type. I'm big, fat, big head, beer belly, I fart and belch a lot... I still wanna fuck her brains out though. She's standing in front of me. Skin tight jeans and kne...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
This is a parody... It is not real. This is a story about the Spence Ulchin character from the sitcom The King Of Queens... It starred Kevin James and Leah Remini... Patton Oswalt played Spence... This story is perverted and freaky... Enjoy. Queens, New York 2002 Spence Ulchin was at his friend Doug Heffernan's house for a little get together. He was stan...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...