He didn't have to speak; she talked first. "Do you work here?" "Um." He could imagine what might happen now — the complaints to his manager, the embarrassment, the lunchroom stories they would prize out of him if he wasn't fired: "you mean, not only were you masturbating on the job, but you managed to do it in front of a female hiker, who you found pissin...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
This is a sleazy freaky fucktacular sex parody... It ain't real. I was standing on an elevator with my girl, Kathie Lee Gifford... and Gretchen Carlson. The former Miss America, turned news chick, turned female justice warrior, was standing in front of us. She was wearing a green turtleneck blouse and tight black mini skirt and black heels. She was wearing...
This is a newly written story which I've shared elsewhere too and I expect to form part of an ongoing series. It is entirely a work of fiction and any resemblance to real persons, living or otherwise, is entirely coincidental. All characters are well over the age of 18. I hope you enjoy it. ***** Tuesday Morning -5.30am in the staff flat. Anne turned over...
"AYE PAPI... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sofia Vergara taking the pussy plowing like a damn champ. My twelve inches power drilling up her soaked snatch HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! OH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHIT! IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT! "OH MI GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOO...
That the problem with small town train stations, no facilities. I was not really aware of this until a few weeks ago. I'd been working late at the office and by the time I got down to the station the light was already fading. The small station clock read 8:23, over half-a-hour before the next train. Winter was fast on its way and the night air was cold again...
Fast Times At Fucked Up High By : DickThePimp THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK! "Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licki...
Follows from "Couple's new toilet" ***** Being a couple with a baby on the way and financial problems was tough. Long and FeiFei decided to ask her sister Fangmei for help. Fangmei and her husband Sheng were living in China, but decided to come to London to help them out. Alessio was the perfect tool for FeiFei and Long to kill the stress. She had the up...
***This was my first attempt at writing xxx stories, Please vote and if you have any pointers or comments please email me, I would really appreciate it.*** * * * * * Steve worked for a local Law Enforcement agency in Richmond County North Carolina. He normally worked the second shift from 2 p.m. until 12 am, except this particular night when crime had open...
I take you out for a long walk in the woods. I instruct you to wear comfortable hiking pants, even though I want you to wear skintight jeans so I can watch your ass as you walk in front of me. Plus, I want to make sure we can get your pants down in a hurry. Same with your top... loose, flowing, no bra... I tell you before we head out that as much as I like...